The LA County Sheriffs department wasted no time in giving a celebrity preferential treatment, and last night after 23 days in jail, Paris Hilton was released at about 12:10am. TMZ says:
The heiress was released from prison shortly after midnight on Tuesday. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Paris lost nearly 10 pounds during her stay, and that on her way out of jail, she stopped to change clothes in a public restroom that "smells rancid."
As Paris Hilton made her way out of Lynwood, she shook a few hands and hugged a few deputies before jumping into her parents' waiting SUV.
Once inside the car, Paris rolled down the window and waved to the photogs and she couldn't stop smiling! She gushed, "I'm great … Thank you for your support."
Yikes. There must be a hundred people in that video waiting for Paris to get out. Their lives must be fantastic.
fuck Paris.
and she drove all the way to the bank
Let the coke and cock begin.
It would be really fucked up if she actually pulled a 180 and changed her ways like she said she would and she stayed like that.
I'd expect to win the lottery first.
She has changed, a lot. She's no longer the spoiled fuckface she used to be.
In prison, she had a revelation: She'll no longer drive wasted, she'll hire a driver. And, she will suck him all the way home.
Cause that's how prison changes people, people.
whore cunt
Lost 10 pounds? Did she even weight that much to begin with?
I'm suprised (and a little disappointed) that she didnt drive home
Boo, you whore. They should've made her a lifer, do the world a favor.
Rusty’s “Fuck Paris” sums up my feelings on this. Jesus, now that’s she left the spa, it better not mean 3 Paris stories a day from here to eternity, and by “it better not mean” i mean “don’t you fucking dare post”. This cunt does not deserve any attention or any sane individuals spending one millisecond of creative thought on her.
Wonder if the friends of Paris lost ten pounds too?
If the black guy driving that SUV has any sense of civic duty, he'll plunge that car off of the nearest cliff. Sure he would die too, but come on man…consider the greater good….imagine the better world you'd be leaving for your children…you would be martyred as a hero for decades [read: months]to come!
Paris is going to come over to my house this afternoon and we're going to
do a lot of coke and screwpray and make plans for her new crusade to rehabilitate ex-cons. Everyone's invited, bringhigh school girls, dope, liquoryour Bibles.Isn't having hundreds of people wait for Paris Hilton to be realized from prison at 10 minutes past midnight one of the sure signs of the Apocalypse? Well, yes. Yes it is. Why? Because I say so and I'm a god to many and a one-eyed triangular lover to a few.
I told ya kids! That dear old fart John mentioned it in his Book of Wonders between two ganja puffs: "And there came one of the seven angels, who had the seven vials, and spoke with me, saying: Come, I will shew thee the condemnation of the great harlot, who sitteth upon many waters, with whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication; and they who inhabit the earth, have been made drunk with the whine of her whoredom." (Chapter 17).
The lesson to be learned from this: Drive drunk and then drive of a suspended liscence. You'll only do a brief amount of time in jail and, in the meantime, will become a sought after celebrity. What? Only in LA? Oh, and I have to be a spoiled no-talent cum dumpster? Well…I can dream, can't I?
well at one point I was the fourth rider of the Apocalypse. i was the Pale rider:"And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hades followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. "
(chapter 6) and trust me Paris is no whore of Babylon. that would be an insult to the whore of Babylon. The whore of Babylon is not that much of a whore.
She gushed, "I'm great … Thank you for your support."
Obviously she doesn't read this site… She should, it would be a (lazy) eye opener for her. I hope she drinks bleach :-)
I wonder if she converted to Islam.
This bitch should get back to prison, the guards are already missing their daily blowjob
Am I allowed to hate anyone this much? Too bad she wasn't married to Benoit