Paris Hilton is passing the time in prison by responding to fan mail, and E! Online has received a copy of one of the letters (click HERE to read the whole thing). The entire letter is surprising for a few reasons, mostly because she even bothered, but also because even here you can see she's completely in love with herself. The entire thing is in fourth grade print until you get to her signature, and then it's a fuckin party. Maximum Occupancy: 1.
First!
FIRST GOD I HATE HER
Looks like a letter written by a ten-year old…a self-absorbed ten-year old.
CONFOUND YOU JEWISH SURFER
What can you expect? The bitch never graduated HIGH SCHOOL!
I before e except after c or when sounded like a as in neighbor or weigh
…and she'll be dumb NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
That paper now has the herp with all the x's and o's she put on it. Poor paper….nice heart dots too. Ten bucks she's writing back to the hugely fat dude camped outside the jail the day she was put in jail. She'd shit if she knew it was him.
Jesus Christ! Was this written in fuckin crayola or finger paints. Kill yourself you fuckin wart on the ass of humanity!
lol colonel!
Not as bad as i thought it would be. The only typo i see is "recieved", which received is a common misspelled word.
That would be neighbour.
Writing letters from prison? OMG, Paris is, lyke, the new Ghandi or something! I LUV U PARIS!!!!!!!111 UR HOTT!!!11
I have done a little handwriting analysis in my time and this my friends is a self absorbed person. Also a bit of a contradiction since she seems wound up pretty tight and also sort of scatter brained. Beware of this dangerous kitty.
I'm surprised she didn't talk about her anal herpes
I before E except after C or when sounded as "A" as in "Paris is GEIGH"
Yeah, my spelling may be all to shit today but at least my writing is joined-up…
She must really be bored. She's reached the 'picked all my gina and anal scabs, so going to write a letter' stage.
Oh I can't help myself… I admire the "lives in the moment" midset aparent in her writing. Also the conflict between Introvert and extrovert would warn me that this person is a tad unstable.
To be honest, she's not a bad speller. Outside of "receive", she didnt misspell anything. Her idiot quotient is lower than I thought.
Why has no one taken a cell phone pic of her yet!? We are running out of time!
Sure you will lose your crappy job as a guard, but you will get $5 million from some retarded magazine and you will be set for life.