Former publicist and current author/blogger Jonathon Jaxson says that depression and panic attacks were the mysterious "health reasons" that forced Paris Hilton to be released early. JJ says:
Paris was apparently suffering from severe panic attacks and depression, where she even became suicidal. Towards the end of her stay, Paris began, what others call, a nervous breakdown. Her psychiatrist was so concerned for her well being they did everything possible to get her to a place in which was comfortable for her and her health.
What do we have, voluntary fucking prisons in LA now? No shit she didn't like it and freaked out, that's the point. I'm surprised they didn't just lock her up inside Magic Mountain. "I sentence you to 30 days on Viper and Goliath, and at night you will be confined to Bugs Bunny World where you will be served funnel cakes and those batman shaped popcicles. The grape ones. I think they have strawberry too and I guess you can have those if you want…"
UPDATE - now TMZ says the same
she was suicidal and someone stepped in and stopped it? this is why doves cry.
She shoulda killed herself.
Yea, Infidel, I said it.
CUMSHOT on her!
……I hate our justice system. I truly do.
Mom: Oh come here my poor little disease ridden whore of a baby.
Didn't the judge rule "no work release, no furloughs, no chance of house arrest with an electronic device, and no option for a different jail"?
Serious question: How is it legal for a judges ruling to be overturned/violated without so much as a hearing?
this is exactly why jail/prison are supposed to be bad… people aren't supposed to like staying there. It's supposed to be traumatic–a punishment–so you correct your behavior!
And seriously… she can't go 72 hours by herself without breaking down? Even Paris hates Paris.
money, that's how.
I guess the new form of TB will now have a chance to spread — go germs!
I'm still thinking about the ceremony at the end of Star Wars part. Chewbacca with a Paris face. Or is it a Paris with a Wookie face.
"Ok Paris, when your in prison, act real sad, cry a lot, and shout and look frightened alot too. Then we can ask the nice judge-man to let you come home…"
What a Fucktard. I really hope she leaves the house when she's not suppose to and they just fuckin' shoot her.
If she was so traumatized that she was unfit for prison does that not technically mean she should be transferred to a mental health facility?
I absolutely cannot wait to witness the shit that comes down as a result of this. There WILL be some shit coming down right? I mean, other than Al Sharpton whining about racial injustice? Oh wait- he did get Imus fired. Hm. GO AL!!!!!
She might have gotten splinters in her tonsils from the broom handle she had up her ass. That would be a medical condition.
Maybe she just really missed having her woobie. Either that or her cock shaped pacifier.
I hate this cunt
It is total racism ! The last brother that got out of the "can: just because he didn't want to be there was Stedman
Maybe Sarah Silverman was right along - maybe she really did crack her tooth on a penis shaped jail bar.
This is great. This clearly illustrates that we Americans are very capable of instilling justice and democracy elsewhere when we have such a shining example of it at home.
Armageddon can't come soon enough. This planet needs a fucking reboot.