06.14.2007 PETRA NEMCOVA IS TOPLESS, CONFUSING

Such a cruel irony that gay dudes run the fashion industry and therefore the fashion models, yet have no idea what to do with them once they're naked.  Who the hell is this for?  Navajos?  You want a hot fashion show, you should let high school jocks and the staff at GameSpot run one.  Those are the dudes who know how a girl should dress.  All Laura Croft and cheerleaders and Laura Croft as a cheerleader.  Repetitive?  You bet, but the fashion dudes had their chance, and they took the model and made her look like the dollar.  I'm not a Free Mason, I'm trying to jack off, not crack the code to find Nazi gold.




(72) Comments

  1. LOCO4WWTDD 06/14/2007 13:09

    FIRST

  2. LOCO4WWTDD 06/14/2007 13:10

    she's got the jew stamp! well done.

  3. Chris12 06/14/2007 13:12

    Petra Nemcova will be starring in National Treasure 3: When Jews Attack 

  4. Silent H 06/14/2007 13:14

    damn… my dick just went limp

  5. philthyphil 06/14/2007 13:14

    so she supports jews, america, squiggly lines and being topless. i can deal with that.

  6. mephistopheles jefferson 06/14/2007 13:15

    About time we had some T & A around here, even if she looks like the Luxor. 

  7. Brett 06/14/2007 13:15

    She'd be a lot hotter without the pants.  Those things kill the outfit.

  8. Huge Taco Man 06/14/2007 13:18

    What is that thing dripping off of her lower lip?

     In any case, I'm going to buy those pants for my girlfriend because they are not tacky at all.

  9. Alan 06/14/2007 13:18

    Polyester is made from oil.  The Arab boycott on Isreal is taking its toll.

  10. Mr. Wonderful 06/14/2007 13:19

    Why didn't they just put yamakas on her tits and give her some of those big curly sideburns?

  11. mephistopheles jefferson 06/14/2007 13:21

    Mr. Wonderful - it's 'yarmulke',  ya  doofus.   Otherwise a funny post.

  12. Marla Singer 06/14/2007 13:23

    it looks like those pants should say "budweiser" across the ass

  13. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 06/14/2007 13:27

    If she paired the top half of the outfit with a pair of Brogan Hogan* jeans then we might have something.

    *ooh look, an asterisk

    yes i know that's not her fucking name but i'll be damned if i'm scrolling through the archives to find that tart's real name.

  14. Hairy 06/14/2007 13:28

    Is that a curtain rope wrapped around her head?

  15. Zack 06/14/2007 13:30

    Angel, I think it's Brooke, but I actually like "Brogan" better (or I would, if she was famous enough to care about).  And I dunno, I actually kinda like the way Petra looks here.  Call me crazy.  The pants are retarded, though.

  16. Zack 06/14/2007 13:31

    She's a gasper, Hairy.  She keeps it up there for convenience's sake.

  17. Cesar Mario 06/14/2007 13:32

    Is that really Petra Nemcova? I always thought she had bigger tits, and a rounder face. Also, huge gazongas.

  18. Matt 06/14/2007 13:33

    Nemcova's jewish?  Scottish?

  19. Jesus H. Christ 06/14/2007 13:34

    I'll bet she passed out at a kegger.  Surprised nobody wrote "drunk" on her forehead too.

  20. Blatherskite 06/14/2007 13:37

    ….or maybe she could cat walk down on a sheet of paper with some tora scribbles on it too. lol

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