I think this will be my Christmas card this year.
UPDATE: And since there’s no better source for hard news than third party emails, heres another possible reason Paris was let out yesterday, thanks to the sexy Heather:
My friend's brother (who works with [Sheriff Lee] Baca's assistant sheriffs) told me that Paris was released due to a severe, "stress-induced" herpes outbreak. He also said that he heard that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention. Thus, after taking into account jail overcrowding, the increasing liability that Paris presents, and Paris's lesions, all things weighed in favor of her being put on home confinement.
Is this true? Yes, it's 100 percent true (*). I didn't win trophies in journalism because of my seductive walk and charming smile. In fact, I didn’t win any trophies in journalism at all, so take that!
(*) warning - may not be true
FIRST!
hahahahah first
And I'm jacking off to this for weeks!!!!
So happy! Oh Paris, your tears taste so sweet.
Hysterically funny. Nothing more.
maybe this will be the photo they use when Time names her "person of the year"
or when people names her the most beautiful person
Fucking awesome…. I want to drink her tears…. if I knew I would not get infected with something.
I just destroyed my shorts.
Her tears sustain me. Ah, this is glorious.
You are my hero.
It's like there really is a God.
Of course there isn't. We got a Judge Sauer though, and that is so much more Righteous.
I am so filled with the happy right now.
Her tears are the wind beneath my wings.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She has just moved to #1 in my death pool. Keep her away from sharp objects.
Check out the expression of the female deputy in the front — she so wants to smack that girl.
Not to be redundant but it is: OMG FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!
I love to see the video footage with people on both sides of the street laughing there asses off.
This is one of the best pictures ever. Sad because she's probably crying because she was photgraphed in grey sweats.
I was CONFIDENT Lohan would die first, but now….ohhhh man.
Too funny….