
Ali Lohan wrote an email to the VH1 blog 24/Sizzle (seriously the worst god damn name I've ever heard) to tell them that her father has been lying recently about his relationship with Lindsay and their family. Ali says:
Hi david this is ali lohan, i want everybody to know the truth out there. My mom is a single mom of four children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us, My mom was always there souporting us. i think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was always was making excuses for his bad behavior . And would always blame my mother. He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister to stick throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my sister 100% and have always been. I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.
Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali
Wow, that was compelling. It really made me Hey shouldn't this chicks boobs have come in by now. What is she, a dwarf? She better have a big giant rack like her sister because she looks a little bit like the red dwarf in Lord of the Rings, and that's maybe not the most flattering comparison in the world.









First, twice today. What?
LiLo's sister is Britney's cousin?
Oh yeah. First time poster, long time reader
Nice to see Ali is marginally more literate than Miss "Adequite" LiLo.
I said marginally. "Her and I have so much in common"
Ali, you are an insperation to me, too.
Quick somebody give that girl a reality show. She's on a trainwreck and doesn't even know it and if the producer do it right they could end up taking her right down her sister's path. My God we've turned into ancient Rome before the barbarians invaded.
Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
"souporting"
I'd hit it.
What?
She'd have to gargle battery acid before I'd let her play the snotty blues on my skin flute.
"My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. "
Yeah, like snorting coke off of each others twats, and not knowing how to fucking spell.
Future Cokewhore on the deck.
I know! I would be so outraged if my brother got caught with cocaine and DUI on a suspended driver's permit and then the media went overboard and actually covered it like it was HIS fault. The media should learn their fucking place, and that is at my brother's feet treating him like the star he is. Even if he's not.
H'mm, thanks for messing that first line up.
yes, apparantly the utters were not evenly distributed in that family
I don't give a rat's ass how pissed she is: none of this is going to make her big sis look any less like a coke whore. The reason that anyone even knows her name isn't because of her father, but cuz of her sister. Her dad can say anything he wants including "don't tell your mother, this will be our little secret". I hope she turns out better than LiLo.
BTW, no more trash taalking Gimli. I will have that little freaky Canadian Wiccan Trailer Park Trash chick cast some kind of obscene fecal spell on anyone that trashes Lord of the Rings!
QUATOFRODO LIVES!I wish someone had been there to souport me growing up.
Why is she interested in all this bullshit? Shouldn’t she be playing with ninja turtles, lighting fireworks, and binge drinking?
She is like 13, give her a break
"the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident"
WTF fuck is this–retarded little sister speak for "My big sis is a coke-addled, alcoholic, law-breaking skank"?
My mom souported me, too. She'd open up a can of campbells tomato soup and I'd put crackers in it. Those were the days