07.30.2007 BAM!

The Sun UK says that "Britney Spears reveals a rear-ly pleasing side of herself in these pics which have only just come to light", and I have no idea what the hell that means, but that might just be because I've been a little lightheaded ever since I saw her giant ass.  Opening this was like having a donkey kick me in the eyes.  I'm guessing you know the feeling.  The Sun says:

Taken just five days before the popstar's now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.
Partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot's resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process.

Wow, so these are the pictures from this night, I guess.  And it looks like Britney changed bra and panties with the other girl too.  What a fuckin weirdo.  Is that the room from "Saw"?  Who changes panties in a nightclub after dancing?  And this is a kids mom, for Christs sake.  Those kids could be raised better by the messages spelled out in a bowl of Alpha Bits.

INTRIGUING TRIVIA:  I think the black guy has a secret.  Shhh…




(113) Comments

  1. John31 07/30/2007 15:46

    was the black man next to her straight before she got undressed in front of her?  probably.

  2. ben 07/30/2007 15:56

    lol @ gay black dudes

  3. Jombee 07/30/2007 15:57

    thank god, something new!  and it's asses!  super great job…

  4. Dirty Hairy 07/30/2007 15:57

    Professor, what's another name for Pirate Treasure?

  5. The Ghost of Deano 07/30/2007 15:59

    I think Britney's fine white booty-ass may be the last vestige of her once-great powers. 

  6. Cirig 07/30/2007 15:59

    wtf.  her ass is as large as the black guys!

  7. Rinky Esperanzo 07/30/2007 15:59

    giant nasty ass

  8. Dirty Hairy 07/30/2007 16:00

    Seriously, tho, why couldn't someone open up with a mike sixteen on these assholes instead of a Polaroid?

  9. JunkYardDog 07/30/2007 16:00

    The chick on the right has a fine ass but a horse face, the chick in the middle is fat and retarded, the chick on the left has extremely small tits and coarse hair.  I'd rather just jerk the gerken.

  10. Seal Cub Clubber 07/30/2007 16:00

    Who was it in the Alba thread who said they were waiting for the next step of the Britney meltdown?  You called it pal.

  11. The Ghost of Deano 07/30/2007 16:01

    The thing about asses is… a really great ass still looks great when its a little chunky.  Better in fact. Becasue a great ass is, well great.  But a chunky great ass seems to whisper "Pssst… Hidden inside here is a really great ass" and I feel compelled to dive in and look for it.

  12. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 07/30/2007 16:02

    JoeBlow approves of Britney's ass. Think i might too. I'll go consult the Oracle just to make sure.

  13. Sloppy Joe 07/30/2007 16:03

    Why does the guy have the best thong out of the 3?

  14. The Ghost of Deano 07/30/2007 16:03

    Um, junkyardDog…

    "the chick on the left has extremely small tits and coarse hair"

    as if the fact that chick's a guy isnt enough to gross you out.

  15. DB's Treasure 07/30/2007 16:03

    Britney's ass is huge……………I love it!

  16. The Celebrity Impregnator 07/30/2007 16:04

    Wow, Brit looks pretty f-able there, doesn't she?

  17. art.vandelay 07/30/2007 16:04

    hmmm, a secret you say….

     is it bigger than a breadbox?

  18. The Glass is 1/2 Empty 07/30/2007 16:06

    If you pulled off those Stalkings… LOOK out below cause the Flabalanche is going to take you out.  But i blame it all on KFED.  This was a hot little piece before he trailer parked it up. 

  19. Rinky Esperanzo 07/30/2007 16:06

    anyone has the idea to make whore britney doll?

  20. Lightdragon 07/30/2007 16:06

    SCC he should be prophet of the week .

    Despite what people say i don`t swing that way so the dude is out. Maybe that dude who said Posh is ugly would be a good match for this guy. But i degress, Britney maybe and the horse face  girl i would do doggie style. You know what ,after looking at the other two I would fuck horseface and just look at her face.

    You know there was one guy i knew who used to take pics of Britney and use them before fucking his wife. Now you would have to do the same to fuck Britney now.

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