
Hilary Duff hung out in Malibu yesterday for the Fourth of July, and basically just looked adorable the entire time. She's so ridiculously cute I'm not sure I could even have sex with her. It would be like having sex with a baby panda. If she ever climbed into bed with me I would assume it was because she had a scary dream and then I'd get up and get her a glass of milk.


















Not as cute as my nuts.
FRISIISIRS!
Oh yeah, punch that kitty!
People wear makeup to the beach now? Ahh, what times we live in.
Although her firends appear to be hotter than her (and make fewer stupid faces)…
FIFTH..of scotch
Look at the last pic. Hillary is about half as cute as those other two chicks!
I would have sex with her.
HTM: Same goes for people who wear make-up to the gym. There should be a law that you are legally allowed to punch them…
Why didn't the photographers get a better angle on that banner pic?
Nice cankles.
And those other two young ladies!
who wears big earrings in the ocean? whats that about? the girls behind her are wearing them too- am I just not with it?
As an addendum to my initial comment. She ain't that cute. She doesn't have a waist. Don't girls have waists anymore? Call that progress? They should wear corsets.
I'd put it in her pancreas
sweet. is Hilary stepping up to be the next Lindsay? I can't wait for the nip slip and the kitty shots. Hilary…are you listening? don't you want to be just like lindsay?
Did she call the paps and tell them she would be frollicking with her hot friends? She has full make-up and jewellery. As do her friends. And the only other people on the beach are paps.
I think I may have solved this one…
Joel Madden dumped Hillary for Nichole Richie… who he then knocked up…
Why did he dump Hillary for a junkie???
Man I'd hit Hillary.. she is do-able.. after a few Jack and Cockes
Joel Madden dumped Hillary for Nichole Richie… who he then knocked up…
Why did he dump Hillary for a junkie???
Man I'd hit Hillary.. she is do-able.. after a few Jack and Cockes
The girl in the last pic with the blue bikini has a nice pooper!