07.20.2007 HOLY CRAP

Naomi Watts must have been raped by a bear or something because there's no way that's a human baby inside of her.  I would be tempted to touch her stomach just because it's so weird, but I'd get chills down my spine and chicken out.  Considering how creepy pregnant chicks are, it seems just as likely to be a poisonous beehive under there.

(126) Comments

  1. Zebo The Clown 07/20/2007 13:23

    First again!!

  2. angela 07/20/2007 13:23

    jesus christ is that a fucking watermelon under her shirt?

     

    requisite FIRST!! goes here. 

  3. angela 07/20/2007 13:23

    FUCK YOU ZEBO, YOU ASS CLOWN!

    :( 

  4. Slaappy 07/20/2007 13:23

    That's going to leave a mark!

  5. White Shadow 07/20/2007 13:24

    WTF is requisite first?

    zebo checks this blog way too much.

  6. Zebo The Clown 07/20/2007 13:25

    OWN'd angela!!

  7. Hookers and Blow 07/20/2007 13:25

    Is she getting ready to film Slither 2?

     

     

  8. angela 07/20/2007 13:30

    req·ui·site 

      • adjective made necessary by particular circumstances or regulations. 

  9. angela 07/20/2007 13:30

    i hate clowns :(

  10. Guinny_Ire 07/20/2007 13:31

    Another hot chick wrecked. News @ 11.

  11. Jacktion! 07/20/2007 13:31

    I think she's just smuggling midgets into the country.

    Because, let's face it, midgets rock.

  12. White Shadow 07/20/2007 13:31

    so…that would make your comment requisite second.

  13. Doctress Leisa 07/20/2007 13:31

    Kuato?

  14. angela 07/20/2007 13:33

    exactly why I told Zebo to fuck off, because he beat me to it.  Jesus Christ, Matlock, get over it.

  15. Ass Tagger 07/20/2007 13:33

    Wow, reminds me when MY wife was 17 months pregnant.

  16. Jacktion! 07/20/2007 13:34

    Look, saying "first" is not requisite. I did it once, a million years ago, and got anally raped by the entire forum.  Nobody likes that crap, but a rush comes over you when you look at a post and there are no comments. Sure it's very high school, but I only graduated 13 years ago.

  17. LoRider 07/20/2007 13:34

    Kuato lives!

  18. White Shadow 07/20/2007 13:35

    someone's a little upset. if it makes u feel better i could throw a pie at zebo's face.

  19. Jacktion! 07/20/2007 13:35

    Did you know that an elephant's term of gestation is 22 months? I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

  20. Penis Mightier 07/20/2007 13:35

    This is why I'll never marry someone that wants kids. Her body will go to shit, and if you don't have a good plastic surgeon, her belly is mangled beyond repair forever. Yuck. I'll be adopting.

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