Science has determined that British model Kelly Brook is the perfect woman and has all the scientific markers which determine what men find attractive. Her 34E-24-34 measurements, big eyes and long dark hair make her the perfect physical specimen, according to my penis researchers. A few of the highlights from the … umm … "report":
THE HAIR - Kelly has been blessed with naturally long, thick chestnut curls. Hair extensions are definitely not required. Shiny locks have long been a marker of health and therefore make a woman instantly more attractive to men.
THE FACE - Dr Ben Jones of Aberdeen University's Face Laboratory said: "Men from all cultures are drawn to a babyish face with big eyes and arched eyebrows which seem consistent with high estrogen levels."
THE BOOBS - Her 34E bust has no need of a silicone boost.
THE WAIST - "Super-beautiful" women have waists a third smaller than their hips and three-quarters their bust measurement, say researchers at the University of Gdansk in Poland.
THE HIPS - Researchers at the University of Texas say the perfect woman's hip to waist ratio is 0.7 - her exact measurements.
THE LEGS - At 5ft 8in tall she has longer pins than the average woman which makes her, according to experts at the University of Gdansk, more beautiful.
I don't know what 16-year-old boy funded this study but it's hard to argue with the results. I would have included "Asian" in there somewhere but I'm a fancy gentleman who doesn't shy away from such erotic delights. England seems to have a bunch of chicks like this, which is probably why it doesn't have a space program or gold medals because WHO THE HELL CARES. TITS!
(WARNING - these pictures are Kelly topless on the beach with bf Billy Zane. Who is also topless. Rawr!)
first and first
first and first
i would hit that shit
gotta love science
i wonder what it feels like to have sex with her.
her nipples are like sausages
also, i didn't even SEE a beach or the washed-up actor she was supposed to be with.
it's like an optical illusion… or 'selective seeing'.
At first my thought is that if she's with Billy Zane that's an imperfection. And then I realized if she with Billy Zane pretty much anyone can get this girl so I concur Kelly Brook must be the perfect woman.
In one of the pictures the guy isn't looking at her tits.
So, he's gay.
Either British boob measurements are not the same as American ones or she is about 9 feet tall. Because those are not "E" tits.
They are really nice tits, but not "E" tits.
I don't know or care who this chick is but nice boobs ! Man I knew I shouldn't have been a History major. Science has turned for the betterment of mankind…
finally some Billy Zane pictures… wait what?
I don't care what size they are, as long as I can stick my member between them.
Christ…I could get tasered in the nuts and it still wouldn't interrupt me from banging this bitch.
um, good goddamn! the banner pic made me think, "aww, she's so cute." but then the bach pics (#3 in particular) made me think, "wait, I wonder if I can get away with beating off at work."
She's fat.
I'm kidding.
its like Bai Ling with implants. Chris18 is right, def not E's
Please tell me Billy Zane is banging that blubbery whale behind his head and not the chick beside him.
"You should listen to your friend, Billy Zane. He's a cool guy."