Lily Allen is pretty much the coolest chick in the world, and she doesn't seem to mind pulling her shirt down when the topic of conversation turns to nipples. Just like your mom, like that time when she licked her finger and then ran her hands down and told me she had sensitive breasts. I must confess, I thought it was a little inappropriate.
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Uno, bitches!
what the hell did I just watch?
Kill yourself.
How can a ankle bracelet tell if she is sniffing coke……which is her drug of choice.
dos woooo
I would indeed punch her kitty. Rowr!
wow, nm. apparently my internet is fucking slow.
Three what? Stomachs? What happened to the fourth one?
Three penises at one time. Airtight baby.
Three penises? I saw a movie with a guy with two dicks. It was awesome, he and the girl were obviously high. Way high! Anyway, he says, "Can you fit both?" She hops right on and with a brief slurping sound they both slid in with NO problem. WTF?
She must need one of those ankle bracelets, because cocaine is her drug of choice.
I hate to pick sides but…..Dirty you're fuckin retarded
I'm too lazy to watch the vid, but it has surely sparked my imagination:
http://tinyurl.com/yudte3
I don't know who Lily Allen is, but she's the cutest bird with three nipples I've ever seen. I think I would have to buy her a ring, a necklace, and one of those ankle bracelets that detects alcohol, but not cocaine…since that would likely be her drug of choice.
Oh, bugger…now I'm doing it. A penile wart on your first born, Dirty Hairy!
PS: Psst. Dirty Larry! [cue evil laughter]
Lily rocks. Even though she's got the Amy Winehouse inferiority complex: http://www.bobbysketch.com/wp/2007/06/13/lily-allen-rocks-the-roseland-ballroom/
I don't know who Lily Allen is but she just brought back all my Stockard Channing as Rizzo sexual fantasies. Oh, and has anyone ever banged a chick with 3 nipples before? Not much difference than the regular two nippled chick, except i tend to pinch my cheek a lot when i'm trying to stimulate the third one.
1. What the hell did I just look at?
2. Jazzy, bugger off, DH is a righteous dude.
3. Leisa, Total Recall like a MuhFucka!
ok so I have to ask, if one in every 10 people has a 3rd nipple, then every 10th person who posts here….. hm….. do the math….
Lily Allen is hot, though. I'd do her… and i'm a chick!
"like your mom" Eh? What you fuckin' saying like? Mine likes dancing on tables and hiking her skirt up. Very embarrassing. Especially when she starts flashing her growler.
Yeah Lily Allen is kinda cool. Like her collaboration with Mark Ronson. Also liked what she did with the Solex Agitator and that little Nick Nack servant she had. "Da plane Boss. Da fucking plane."
You all just hate her because she has a vagina!!!
P.S. If one in 10 people have a third nipple she is definately NOT the cutest bird I've ever seen with a third nipple. I think she has dick, too. A CHUBBY ANNOYiNG one.
Wow, she pulled down her top and showed us a mottled brown spot on her torso. How scintillating. I am aghast at the outrageousness of it all.
This is like grade 9. "I think I saw a nipple" "No way dude!" "Way!!" "AWESOME!"
Who the fuck is this chick? And why does she mumble so much?