Lindsay Lohan doesn't seem to spend very much time in rehab lately, and who can blame her. That shit sounds boring, and Lindsay is fun. Those places don't even do anything. Yesterday she hung out in Malibu in a bikini all day for the second time in three days. Which is fine with me. I don't want her to get sober. This page depends on her being drunk. Also, if she could continue to be a slut, that would really help me out.
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damn she has some big tits.
she looks like shit. but then again, it doesn't really matter- she is beautiful where it counts.
She needs to spend as much time in the outside world as possible before they finally cart her off to prison.
I want to see her get really freaky nasty slutty with that friend of hers in the banner pic.
She's barely 21 and already has the trailer trash pooch. Or in other words, a future gunt.
What does she need rehab for? Her boobs look very good to me.
she does have some nice tits, but judging from the existance of the upward curve in the photos where she's drinking, there is a 30% chance they are surgically enhanced. Not that it would matter.
In less than ten years she's going to look like a used up biker-slut anyway, complete with a gut-blob hanging over cut-off denim shorts too hi-cut for her freckled, whithered cellulite ass, and always showing off her tits which will be by that time her barely passable best feature.
Makes me feel better to say that.
is that a saporro beer she's holding in the two second to last pics???? star logo, long cylindrical can…i'd say so
damn how did I get so negative? The day started out really really great, too. I can't get into details, but it involved my girlfriend's fantastic ass, and my face.
That's pretty funny–I just spent two days fucking a guy named Deano. Which is probably why my comments aren't as barbed. You get a serious mellow when you get rogered repeatedly over 48 hours.
Are they real? Besides real nice I mean.
Big Beautiful tits.
Word to live by.
I am going to assume that the key she wears around her neck unlocks her box. Which explains why it's a skeleton key.
Doctress Leisa, I concur.
And though I am probably not that guy, I very likely would wish I had been– if I didnt already have a spectacular female work of art contorting underneath me on demand… Wait- baby is that you?
Anyway, despute having my nuggles juggled this AM, my shitty attitude today is due to , well… Lately my job has consisted mainly of me warming the seat and being on-call to apply my specialized skills once in a blue moon to a project I truthfully shouldnt still be assigned to… thus I am bored and cranky. Thus I spend a lot of time HERE.
I think I'm gonna go take a jerk-off break in the 4th floor closet.
That must be one hell of a rehab. You spend less than 50% of your time there and you're cured! Oh, well, I still wanna bury my face in between those melons.
What's with her bulging stomach?
Ghost of Deano=Probably? LOL.
No, this was definitely a different Deano. First hint=he was not a a ghost. Your girlfriend with the fine ass may be satisfied by getting it on with an apparition, but I prefer my lays to be Earthly-based. Just sayin'.
In other news–LiLo parties during rehab. I am so shocked I just shit out a litter of kittens.
Ha!