Lindsay Lohan is hot and she has big boobs, so I'm naturally inclined to trust her, but she needs to shut the hell up for a while. People magazine says:
Asked by TV's Access Hollywood late Tuesday if there was anything the actress, 21, wanted "to get out there" about the charges against her, Lohan responded:
"Yes. I am innocent … did not do drugs they're not mine."
Amid reports from police that they had received a 911 call from the mother of Lohan's former personal assistant, saying that Lohan was chasing her in an SUV, Lohan also said in her email, "I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom."
Police found Lohan and the woman in a "heated debate" in the parking lot of Santa Monica's Civic Auditorium at about 1:30 a.m., according to Santa Monica police Lt. Alex Padilla.
Lohan concluded her brief message with, "I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."
What does that even mean? "I'm innocent"? Of what? Sorcery? Because you sure as hell were driving drunk with cocaine in your pocket. Police only frame black people. You did that shit.
Yeah, and I'm a monkey's uncle.
How can a ankle bracelet tell if she is sniffing coke……which is her drug of choice.
C'mon guys, this is too easy.
The only person she'd be carrying coke for would be her mother. Fuck it, lock 'em BOTH up.
WRONG! Next!
You know the police wish to god that they didn't have to deal with this. No way is this a frame up. LA county jail is a cesspool and they know it. The more celebs that go there the more attention they get.
her idiocy is overwhelming
Next e-mail from LiLo will be something along the lines of:
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth."
And then everyone will remember how batshit crazy she is and quit asking questions.
Cmon, it's very easy to believe that somebody held her down and forced alcohol down her throat. And coke. And penis. And made her drive around. Hasn't that happened to you before?
Poor avatar. NEXT!
DH: This from a guy with a crack pipe in his mouth.
It's our fault, you know. Because of guys like us, Lindsay thinks that her tits can get her out of trouble. A policeman could SEE her do a line off of the hood of his police car and when he confronted her, she'd arch her back and cup her tits seductively and say, "What coke?" And the policeman would be confused, scratch his head and tell her to be more careful next time.
nobody-9:23-I'm freebasing! Completely different. Besides, all y'all are just jealous I beatcha to it, sass-mouth!
This is more then shooting fish in a barrel. This is shooting tadpoles in a teaspoon … with a cannon.
"Yes, I know I blew past legally drunk on the breatalyzer, and I had cocaine on my person … but I didn't do anything!"
That's airtight.
You mean all that i have to say is the coke is not mine and i get to go fee……well hell why dident someone tell me……..shit……Normaly when i get pulled over i open my baggie and stick my tounge down there and lick it clean b4 the cop gets to my door…..I dident know i could blame it on a figment of my imagination…..i see dead people.
I thought the LAPD liked shooting people… Why isn't she dead yet?
For someone who "doesnt do drugs", coke winds up in her possession a fucking shitload! I do not do the drug and it has never just appeared in my pockets. I guess being a young, hot actress means you're also full of shit.
Larry she no longer wears the ankle braclet……it blew up on her ankle that night when she started drinking and snorting lines.
Has anyone called her "Lindsay fully Loaded Lohan" yet?
Fever, I believe you're the first