Lindsay Lohan and her boobs were arrested yesterday in Beverly Hills after she voluntarily turned herself in for her DUI on May 27. TMZ says:
According to the official Los Angeles Sheriff's Department website, Lohan was held in custody for about an hour around 4:00 PM, until she was released on $30,000 bail. Sources close to the case tell TMZ that this was simply a routine process, as often times people arrested for driving under the influence are simply cited and released. The actress was released on her own recognizance, routine for a first time DUI offense. For now, Lohan is scheduled to be back in court on the 24th of August.
Thank god celebrities are turning themselves in in LA, because the cops certainly won't arrest any of them. Apparently that shit is hard. It takes, like, forever. Hollywood cops run their law enforcement on the honor system. If you did something wrong, just go ahead and swing by jail when you get a minute. If not, that's cool too. It's so hot today. I wish we could wear shorts. Hey, did you guys watch that Victoria Beckham show? I thought it was a pretty good show. She seems nice.
(I'm not sure if you're picking up on this but that last part was me doing an impression of an LA cop)
FIRST!!
She's got nice chesticles.
Pigtails and boobs; i’d acquit it.
Handcuffed, indeed. I'd nail her, then knock her out, put her in a nice little sports car, put a brick on the accelerator and send it right off a cliff. I win, and eventually, so does humanity.
I was about to make the comment that this is the best she's looked in quite some time, but then I saw those FUCKING HUGE SUNGLASSES. when will this stop being "cool? Does she think she's in Top Gun or something?
Her tits…they sit…so nice.
what are you completely breast? i only boobed you in here to tit a letter. besides, i very happily milk from your breast!!!!
Say what you want about her…..those tits are spectacular.
The sunglasses blow - but the tits - CHRIST! Whatever that blue fabric is, must be from another planet to be able to hold those dogs back.
Way to start a Friday B!
I could be arrested for what I'm thinking.
You get arrested for killing someone and having your way with their dead body don't you?
Carnac the Magnificent! returns
Answer: "strip search strip search strip search strip search!!"
Question:: "what were all the deputies at the L.A. Sheriff's department chanting yesterday?"
Pic #3: LiLo eating a strawberry Twizzler.
I'd like to give HER a strawberry Twizzler.
OK, it makes no sense, I watch too many TV sitcoms with their damn pseudo-smutty jokes.
What's up with celebrities entering/leaving jail with braided pigtails?
AEVC: If you hit, you must acquit.
It seems that the cops in LA use beating minorities as their release for not being able to do shit against anyone remotely famous. Just the pov of an outsider…
Holy jumpin jigglelys Batman. Those boobs are enormous.
Tickle, caress, lick, soft pinch, lick, gentle twist, blow on to harden, squeeze, suck, flick, pinch, bite, pour candle wax on, violate.
(I'm not sure if you're picking up on this but that last part was me doing an impression of what I'd do to her fun bags)
Whatever. They better just leak the footage of her autopsy next year.
boobalicious
Lohan to cop: Will I need to be handcuffed?
Cop to Lohan: We don't need handcuffs. I dont even carry a pair.
Lohan to cop: Here we can use mine.
Rumor has it that she likes it rough….you could arrest her, slap the cuffs on, punch her in the throat, kick her in the ribs and throw her in the back of the car and I still don't think she'd understand that she was in trouble until she was actually IN the jail cell.