07.09.2007 MANDY MOORE IS DISAPPOINTING

Finally the pictures we've all been waiting for.  And by "we", I mean, me and my penis.  Mandy Moore in a bikini on vacation in Mexico.  And wow are they disappointing.  This is why Mandy Moore is on the flag team of Hollywood and Jessica Alba is captain of the cheerleaders.  Because Mandy is fat.  It's like comparing an issue of Playboy to an issue of Chocolate Mamas.  She should be ashamed of herself.  She should be visiting the diet aisle, not Mexico, where giant white girls are probably part of some terrifying legend where the sun kills everyone.




(217) Comments

  1. Gandalf the Wiccan 07/09/2007 12:32

    Uno!

  2. Baphomet 07/09/2007 12:33

    yix

  3. MLMike 07/09/2007 12:33

    meh     

  4. Ruiner 07/09/2007 12:34

    Curvy?  Little early for the winter coat Knut!

  5. colonelkurtz 07/09/2007 12:34

    Mandy Moore has become Kelly Clarkson!!!

  6. nobody 07/09/2007 12:35

    She's no Chupacabra, but fat? I don't think so.

  7. The Ghost of Deano 07/09/2007 12:35

    Youre being overly critical here.  Yes she is a little soft… But I would happily whip out my stiff one for her and enjoy every moment of what happens.  this is EXACTLY how I like women's bodies.  She doesnt have cellulite or a beer gut, and those breasts look thoroughly fun.

  8. NE14AJ 07/09/2007 12:35

    Eeewwwwwwwww…..hit a gym.  Do a sit up - something……..

  9. Inigo Montoya 07/09/2007 12:35

    At least she has an ass.  And pic #2 will go in the spank bank, regardless.

  10. bigevilalien 07/09/2007 12:35

    See, the thing is it isn't her body that bothers me all that much.  It's her face (or at least her face without makeup).  Where'd that beast come from?

  11. Tennessee Tuxedo 07/09/2007 12:36

    Yet another that Wilmar ruined. You know this one is a head case.

  12. The Ghost of Deano 07/09/2007 12:37

    Inigo- my thoughts exactly.  Its already saved to my "spank" folder.

  13. DB's Treasure 07/09/2007 12:38

    Deano, couldn't agree more. This is what a woman looks like. Mandy looks great. I have said it before, I like my women with some meat. Not Britney meat, thats meat that falls off the bones, but Mandy has a great body.

  14. Joey 07/09/2007 12:38

    look at them big ASS feet

  15. Optimus Poon 07/09/2007 12:38

    Frumple-dumple-gunt

  16. mephistopheles jefferson 07/09/2007 12:39

    She looks like one of those husky Penn State students on spring break.  Where's her torn and dirty lacrosse hat?

  17. DB's Treasure 07/09/2007 12:39

    I'd penetrate with no hesitation

  18. Darth T 07/09/2007 12:39

    OK here's the thing, this is good.  While she is a bit chunky in the pictures on vacation, she still looks healthy.  No eating disorder, no alcohol or drug addiction.  She does not look at used up and her fatness is not irreparable like Britney's.

    Put her on a tread mill for two weeks and shes back down to banging weight.

  19. bryce 07/09/2007 12:39

    Mandy Moo-er is so average looking. I can safely say my special lady friend is hotter than that.

    She needs to reel it in otherwise the fug might be permanent. Look at Kelly Clarckson…

  20. Dr. Love 07/09/2007 12:40

    Meat that falls off the bones…are we still talking about Catherine Zeta-Jones and the caviar marinade shampoo?

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