Paris Hilton famously told Larry King during her first post-jail interview that she never does drugs and in fact has never even tried them. And yet…
…the newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywood club Teddy's the other night in what witnesses describe as a cloud of marijuana smoke. "She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face," one clubgoer told us. At least she wasn't driving.
Paris Hilton getting high is pretty much the worlds least surprising story. At this pace, a 5 inch newspaper headline - usually reserved for "WORLD AT WAR" or "UFOS ATTACK PENTAGON" - will soon declare that she kissed a boy. What is surprising is how she keeps getting her tits to look that big. The entire world knows what her tits look like, and that's not it. God knows what sent-back-from-the-future technology that bra maker is using, but we should get him to work on cold fusion and wormholes immediately. That guy is a hero, way better than that son of a bitch Louis Pasteur, who I heard was a total sicko in bed.
Surprised?
Do not care.
If we all ignore her, maybe she'll go away…or off herself…or move to Tanzania.
The evil Herpe is her snatch told her to do it, it wasn't her fault.
Did she get a tit job? Cause I'll be honest…..I wanna feel 'em
Her tits look fantastic. I would so do her. They do make steel condoms, right?
And PRESTO, her implants are back.
(a) People will tell Larry King anything and he believes them. He still believes Baghdad Bob's press conferences.
(b) I think Paris has an air valve somewhere that she uses to inflate and deflate her boobs as appropriate.
(c) marijuana isn't a DRUG. It's part of her religion. Didn't you hear? Paris became a Rastafarian in jail.
Actually I am still not convinced those are fake. I am almost thinking she may be simply spending top bucks on really good push-up bras.
Wow, Juliette Lewis dyed her hair blonde!
Is that the lock and key from LA County? I guess her buttboy sheriff gave her that as a going away present.
I'm glad Paris is a pothead. It will keep her from ambitious goals, like starring in a network reality show, or trying to become a singer or actor, or…sigh.
Big ol' titties.
What happened to the Cloverfuck update?
Big tits overcome a lot of other personal defects. They look real nice. Can you get herpes from a tit fuck?????
I'd still hit it raw from the back nugguh!
man, i second that on whoever invented this miracle bra because if it can make her a cups look like double D's then this guy should be the winner of the Nobel Prize and Time's Man of the Year.
Sonova! 14 comments in 5 minutes? You can't even turn your back to take a piss on this site!
Nice boobs, they look bigger than usual. What gives?
Dude, i think her tits have given her a black eye.
im with all you guys who would fuck her, i would from looking at these pics…
I am prepared to never comment on Paris again, that is how much I do not want to hear her name or see her face for the rest of my life. This is DB's Treasure signing off….
Paris Hilton with Big Tits is like giving knun-chuks to a shark! Twice the Power!