07.30.2007 PARIS LOST 60 MILLION DOLLARS

Paris Hilton lost $60 million last week when she was cut out of the Hilton family will because of her endless whoring and spoiled antics.  News.com says:

Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behavior - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet.
But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw, a Hilton biographer says.
"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says (a source).  "He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."
Barron Hilton, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate the $2.4 billion he will gain from this month's sale of the company to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, the charity set up in the name of the founder of the family business.

Wow, this dude is my new hero.  The robot that vacuums my floor and that roller skating parrot I saw on the news are now in second and third.  It's a pretty prestigious list.

(83) Comments

  1. Mort 07/30/2007 10:47

    Pretty close to first, and what a hot, messed up slut she is

  2. Holodigm 07/30/2007 10:48

    This makes my day.  Shit, my week.  No, fuck my week, all of fuckin' July.  And August.

  3. Zebo The Clown 07/30/2007 10:48

    I'd hit it; TWICE!

  4. AJ01 07/30/2007 10:49

    she should have had her clit bit off in jail

  5. Willie Beamin 07/30/2007 10:49

    MUUAHAHHHHHHH  MUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH   Die Bitch!!

  6. Juan 07/30/2007 10:49

    Hellooo, Barron!  Deserving recipient of your money, right here!  Never made a sex video (OK, mine was never on the internet), never been in jail (in California), never snorted cocaine off a dude's chest!  

    Large denomination bills are best, they don't take up as much space. 

  7. PollyAnna 07/30/2007 10:50

    Thank you, Doctress, for letting us in on the news early.  It is a good day.

  8. Cirig 07/30/2007 10:51

    lol- wonder if it's true.  Now the rest of the Hilton family may be going to jail too, after they all plot Paris's death

  9. bryce 07/30/2007 10:51

    Ha! Ha!

    Dumb cunt. Try looking down the back of the sofa…

  10. JunkYardDog 07/30/2007 10:51

    I'll bet she could sell all of those bug-eyed sunglasses she owns and probably still clear 10 mil. after taxes.  How's that silver spoon feel now that it's been removed from your mouth and is now squarely lodged in your ass Paris?

  11. Jombee 07/30/2007 10:52

    Personally, I wouldn't read too much into this…she'll get it back from her grandpappy, or her poppa.  Her pappy doesn't seem to give a crap what she does.  

  12. ben 07/30/2007 10:54

    owned

  13. Jombee 07/30/2007 10:54

    btw poppa = pappy (i.e. her dad)

  14. Sloppy Joe 07/30/2007 10:55

    I bet she tries to blow him for the money.

  15. Jerith 07/30/2007 10:57

    This is news that shouldn't surprise anyone. I didn't need a frick'in crystal ball to see this one coming. 

  16. MoneyshotMurphy 07/30/2007 10:57

    I imagine fucking her would be like using one's cock to stir a big, piping hot bowl of fresh cooked disease soup, now with more chicken. It was right at a year ago that the NYPost published the issue that had her, brittney, and Lindsay in a car on the cover with a ginormous headline that read "BIMBO SUMMIT". Bimbo. Their word, not mine, "BIMBO SUMMIT", Ahhhhhhhhhh, the post, classy as ever.

  17. Hugh G. Rection 07/30/2007 10:59

    If he really wanted to make the point he should attach some clause like she has to work at Burger King for five years, or has to enter a convent to get the dough. I smell a movie script…

  18. Jed 07/30/2007 10:59

    So she got cut out of the will.

    Now that she's made countless millions from "acting", "modelling", "singing", personal appearences and the porn video.

    That's like forbidding her from getting the turf while she's eating the surf.

  19. bryce 07/30/2007 11:00

    I hope that foundation he donated to is about researching cures for STD's otherwise Paris is really screwed…

    I look forward to Paris being a crazy crack whore in about 5 years :-)

  20. fonehtiks 07/30/2007 11:01

    Cirig- I think whoever murders Paris Hilton would get a medal or something. Well, maybe not. It'd be like tipping the guy who picks up your trash every week.

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