The Sun UK says that Scarlett Johansson will take the role of Jenna Jameson in the film version of Jamesons book, "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star". The Sun says:
SCARLETT JOHANSSON has landed her most explicit role yet - that of the world's biggest porn star. The 22-year-old will take the lead role in the forthcoming, x-rated biopic of JENNA JAMESON. And legendary adult entertainer Jameson chose Scarlett specifically for the role. She explained, "I tapped up Scarlett for the part and I'm very excited about the film. It was my decision not to play the role because I've lived that tale already and anyone can play themselves."
I don't know how to break this to Hollywood but porn stars are only interesting when they're having stuff shoved inside of them. What am I, a social worker, what the hell do I care how they got there. If this was such a compelling subject, the Academy Award nominees for best picture would just be Bowlin In Her Colon 4, 5, 6 and 7, and then Ratatouille.
UPDATE - or maybe she isn't playing Jenna, according to People.
Oh… FIRST!
hooray!
yay…more glorification for whoring!!!
god bless america…and whores.
Hmmmm… a Hollywood film about being a porn star. I don't get it… I thought all of Hollywood was a porn film, and all of the so-called actors and actresses were porn stars.
I'd like to do some porn on her ass.
Damn, ok….. EIGHT, or some other sheit.
If this movie is rated PG-13, I'm going to cry…
At 22 years old… Isn't she a bit old to be getting in to porn?
Scarlett already said she won't do nude scenes, so whats the point ? This will be way worse than when Jamie Lee Curtis played Dorothy Stratton. Top Ten ?
and jenna became a whore 'cause her mom died…poor kid. it's a little known fact that if you have a deceased parent…you become a whore. it's true…look it up!
Gusto… wouldn't that be Whorification ?
She is so Aryan, I dont care, I'd smash it. I live in nyc, her place is about 15 blocks south of mine (as I understand it to be, anyway), and we see her down in chelsea from time to time, but it's still not as cool as when I saw Chevy Fuckin Chase at the cancer clinic.
I hope in the film they touch on Jameson's fine work in Juranal Park, Genital Hospital, and Beaverly Hills Cops IV.
This will be worse than Skinemax after dark…this will be soft, soft porn. I'd rather watch American Pie
you should rape her murphy…that'd be sweet.
i like her sweater….it looks soft.
Its so funny, all the little girls up here that are 18 year old wannabe dope whores carry around that book by J.J. like its some kind of red badge of courage, there was a girl, Natalia, who would tell us point blank that she wanted to be a porn star so she wouldn't have to buy her own heroin anymore. It was great when she became homeless, we all got laid for just letting her sleep on the floor. I have NO shame, none, negative.
I thought you were joking with Bowlin in her Colon but i googled it and it’s real? Google also threw up a site with a list of rubbish porn titles. Examples:
1 Yank My Doodle, It
If Scarlett Johannson doesn't do nude scenes then why is she portraying a pornstar? I mean like in every movie where she's slightly nude there's always a strategically placed piece of clothing or an ice cream cone that blocks the boob.
And for that matter why is Jeana Jameson even famous as a porn star?: her boobs are fake, she don't do anal, and she doesn't do interracial: those are the Eval Keneval traits of a true porn pro!
(I'm looking in your direction Gianna)
Jenna's life must have been so interesting. Oh wait.