SURI CRUISE IS GOOFY LOOKIN

Someone needs to kidnap Suri and run a CAT scan on her immediately because something is wrong with her.  I don't know what, but she's clearly f'd up somehow.  She always looks like they just pulled her out of the dryer.  Katie looks like a hot zombie, there's no way her daughter should look like they just hit her in the head with a frying pan.The super muscular dog isn't relevant to anything, in case you were wondering, except that he was in the Daily Mail today too and he's a mutant just like Suri.  That's pretty much like what I would look like if I was a dog, except with piercing blue eyes and getting smooches from a hot girl dog.