Someone needs to kidnap Suri and run a CAT scan on her immediately because something is wrong with her. I don't know what, but she's clearly f'd up somehow. She always looks like they just pulled her out of the dryer. Katie looks like a hot zombie, there's no way her daughter should look like they just hit her in the head with a frying pan.
The super muscular dog isn't relevant to anything, in case you were wondering, except that he was in the Daily Mail today too and he's a mutant just like Suri. That's pretty much like what I would look like if I was a dog, except with piercing blue eyes and getting smooches from a hot girl dog.
she's an alien
Ringo Starr/Chucky
jesus the space ship ride is the logical next step
I think that is Barry Bonds' dog…
So scientologists believe that we are all possessed by alien souls or some shit? Well, I need no further proof. Sign me up today.
Scratch that…she looks like a Liam Ghalager Cabage Patch Kid.
That dog looks cuddly.
I don't know about you guys but that kid is giving me the creeps. I'm getting the hell outta here!
Oh SHIT!
I swear that doll in the banner just blinked.
She looks weird in the banner pic but normal in the photos with Katie. Perhaps Tom has some sort of face-bending force field emanating from him. Perhaps even a (dum dum DUM)…Thetan!!!! And this is what makes Suri look like Elephant Man Jr.
The banner pic makes Suri look as if her head is extra extra big. It also looks as if the Extra Extra Big Head Suri has a Tom Cruise wig on.
The pics with Katie Holmes makes her look alot more normal.
I blame Tom.
I don't think we have to go as far as Suri to find a fucked up looking Cruise. Let's examine that Tom character. I don't know who's features are wonkier, his or Andre the Giant's.
Awww…she's adorable…especially in the fifth pic
You know one time Suri gave me this mysterious video cassette and I went home and watched in and then died.
But sersely, she's beautiful in the fourth picture.
Tom had Suri get a lobotomy just months before this pic was taken
What the fuck is with that dog?!?! Talk about freaky - that's the kind of creature you go out of your way to run over.
Actually, these are the least retarded looking pictures of Suri I have seen yet.
I watched Batman Begins the other day. Kaite is kinda hot in it, but she is still pretyt dumb. Her "lawyer" character wasn't real convincing. Kinda like "Legally Brunette"…
The only Tom Cruise movie I like is Legend, but that is only because he's a little fairy boy in it and he fights the devil.
I don't get it, I think she's cute.
This is too mean. There's nothing wrong with this child. It's you looking for something bad in everything. Grow up.