07.23.2007 THIS IS WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE

Kim Kardashian and her diseased womb walked the red carpet Saturday night at a benefit for the Nicole Brown Foundation, and I'll trust you to use your own creative profanity here, but if it doesn't sound like "selfish" and "attention" and "whore", you should probably start over.  Lets do some quick math:

Kim Kardashian is the daughter of Robert Kardashian.  Robert Kardashain was the attorney for OJ Simpson, who helped Simpson get away with murder after he came within an inch of chopping off Nicole Browns head.

This is maybe the most selfish thing I've ever seen.  The only way it could be any more despicable is if she got Chris Benoit to baby-sit while she went out or she came dressed as a ghost.




(77) Comments

  1. Kelly 07/23/2007 14:25

    I love that it takes a paragraph to explain who this nonentity is.

  2. Hip-Hop-Opotamus 07/23/2007 14:27

    Do you think she even knows why this is so wrong?

  3. Kelly 07/23/2007 14:28

    Awww, c'mon now. We all know OJ didn't do.

     Ya'll racist. Ra'll yacist. 

  4. Observer 07/23/2007 14:29

    The only legitimate question is: Why isn't she nude?

  5. ben 07/23/2007 14:31

    god shes hot

  6. Matt 07/23/2007 14:31

    If they actually made the full body condoms like in "Naked Gun," I'd actually fuck her.

  7. DB's Treasure 07/23/2007 14:31

    Who gives a damn…….Nicole prolly deserved it, that dirty tramp.

    Oh man, I am going to hell

  8. Cap'n Saveaho 07/23/2007 14:32

    I need to screw the sense back into her.

  9. Coregasm 07/23/2007 14:35

    I have nothing to say about this. I'm still in awe from the Kelly Brook pictures.

  10. Koma 07/23/2007 14:36

    Who cares, I see boobies!

  11. Sloppy Joe 07/23/2007 14:37

    The Goldman family issued a statement that if she let Ron piss on her then things will be ok.

  12. Krusty Burger 07/23/2007 14:38

    O.J. would hit kill that.

  13. bryce 07/23/2007 14:38

    Chris Benoit was the perfect baby sitter. Who wouldn't want a world champ wrestler to come to their house and show them all the moves? The only person that can come close to replacing him is Michael Jackson. "We are the world…, sing along Bubbles!"

    What?

  14. Conal 07/23/2007 14:43

    I guess getting pissed on by C list rappers/RB "artists" decays the brain.

  15. Jombee 07/23/2007 14:44

    Wow, now I feel guilty about checking out her titties. 

  16. cheese 07/23/2007 14:45

    and?

  17. Don Quipontch 07/23/2007 14:50

    If my dick will fit I must acquit

  18. billy brown 07/23/2007 14:51

    i dont got a boner!

  19. petesalty 07/23/2007 14:55

    Actually, for a dude with implants she (he? it? - what's appropriate here) looks pretty good.

  20. Berry McOckiner 07/23/2007 14:58

    Ah hell, I'd nail her.

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