Several sources are saying that an authentic copy of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" has hit the internet. Someone, maybe a hand model, has photographed every page of the much anticipated book and posted it on several torrent sites, notably Pirate Bay (torrent for that here). It's not known who the source is or even if the book is truly genuine, but one clue that author JK Rowling gave was that "scar" would be the last word in the book. She later said it was changed to be one of the last words, and this copy of the book does have "scar" in the second to last sentence, the eleventh to last word. The book may be an extremely well put-together fake or it may be real, all that's known for sure is that this is the nerdiest thing I've ever posted. Now I just need someone to shove me in a locker and steal my inhaler and my day will be complete.
UPDATE – the Pirate Bay link is dead, MEGAUPLOAD link here and here
UNSEXY NEW UPDATE – now the megaupload link is dead, I'm searching for a new torrent now. feel free to send a link to the email if you have it.
MAGICAL NEW UPDATE – new DL link here
1st?
One of the last words is scar? Finally some details about Hermione's gash!
Harry Potter, the guy from M.A.S.H.? Fuck yeah he rules.
Its real. Illustrations and everything. Some of the pages are a little blurry, but a translit is on the way, should be there by Thursday.
Fuck Harry Potter…in the ass…with a big rubber dick.
I’ve cared more about the winter olympics.
What's nerdier is that you are posting this CRAP… and other sites are posting Lilly Allen's full breasts exposed!
With her "furd" nipple?
I need some nerd mace, Stat!
(It's regular mace but after they fall down crying you steal their lunch and give them a wedgie.)
Nah… fully exposed….
http://perezhilton.com/?cat=81
Of course I had to rush upstairs and put on my wizard robe before I read this. My wizard robe… and nothing else….rrrrrow.
i've never seen an update with a single-digit comment count.
one day. one day…
I did not see a third nipple in those uncensored Lily Allen pics.
just few minutes ago i saw a photo for a news article that depicted cases of these books in the Amazon.com warehouse and I said to myself "it's only a matter of time." In the event it was a matter of about seven minutes and 22 seconds.
now if i could only just make myself care…
Optimus….gimmee credit where credit is due….ah…anyway
Fuck Harry Potter. What geek virgin fanboy can't wait until next month to read this pile of shit? I just don't understand the hype over Harry Potter…completely over-hyped and full of sh….oh fuck…I should be checking for Cloverfield news. Also, X-Files 2 is a go. Later geeks!…
WHO. FUCKING. CARES!?
That's HOT.
let's see harry's un-cut cock again!
On the bright side…America's children are now well educated in the dark arts. Fuck Allister Crowley…Harry Potter is where it's at.
Im jsut waiting for some Hermonie side boob, and some deep dark muff shots of those two indian twins…you know those arms are hairy…also when is the red head dood going to announce he is gay…….