AIRBRUSHED NIPPLES SUCK

The Daily Mail has this and more amazing pictures of Heidi Klum, who has personally given birth to three baby Seals.

I gave birth to one baby seal and my figure doesn't look anywhere near that good (I had Mexican food yesterday).  I also don't have invisible nipples. 

But God I wish I did.

Anyway, I think that's all for today, folks.  Check back tomorrow, and in the meantime, check out FilmDrunk on Myspace.  Or don't, what the hell do I care.

-Lance