Paris Hilton did an in store promotion at Kitson in LA yesterday to push her new clothing line. For kids. Because who wouldn't want their little kid to dress like Paris Hilton? God this sounds like a sting operation for pedophiles. Every adult there should be arrested immediately. Every parent there should be ripped apart by horses. Every parent there with a little girl should be ripped apart by horses and then have their pieces shot into space. What kind of junkie delinquent would let their little girl pose with and act like Paris Hilton. I'd rather see my little girl dipped in honey and standing between a mother bear and it's cubs than posing with Paris Hilton.
Ahhhh! Short people!
i think it's great that paris is turning her life around and has started to do so much humanitarian work.
wait what's this about anyway?
How appropriate that the symbol for Paris Hilton is a sperm.
Great, now I can dress my kids to look like a trashy, no talent skank. All I have to do now is smack them upside the head with a shovel to achieve the wonky eye and the transformation will be complete. Thanks Paris.
was that asian chick in sideways?
The best part? The kid had her dress first.
FIRST to post a transcript from the south park episode:
Bebe:Wow, that's really her! Paris! Over here! Wendy:I don't get it. What does she do? Annie:She's super-rich! Wendy:…but what does she do? Red:She's totally spoiled and savvy. Wendy:[annoyed] What does she do?! Man:[walks by and overhears] She's a whore. [takes his camera and snaps a few pictures] Paris:[her left eyelid hangs heavy] Hey everyone. Sorry if I'm a little spent. I did a whole lot of partying last night with a LOT of different guys. [coughs onto her left fist. All that partying can't be good for your stomach. Of all the females, only Wendy is stunned.] Anyway, I'm pleased to be here in Douth Dark to announce the opening of my brand new store! A store where girls can buy everything they need to be just like me! Stupid Spoiled Whore! [the red curtain drops to reveal the store. The crowd cheers] Have fun, girls. And remember to party, and be super-lame to everybody. Bye! [steps aside and off-stage. An assistant awaits with water and a tote bag, which has a Chihuahua in it. She holds out a bottle of water] Give me that! Fucking Christ I need a drink! [vomits out something brown, then drinks from the bottle. The assistant arms her with the tote bag] Where's my dog?! [walks off] [Stupid Spoiled Whore, inside. The girls rush in as the doors open and begin to mill around. Bebe leads Red, Jordan and Wendy around. Wendy's still stunned.] Bebe:Wow, look at all this great stuff. Stupid Spoiled Whore clothes, Stupid Spoiled Whore dolls, Red:[walks up to a display case] Hey, check it out: the new Paris Hilton perfume, Skanque. [grins and holds a heart-shaped bottle with the name on it] Annie:[carrying some clothes] Oh yeah, let's get lots of that
Still waiting for the actual post, dude. Just because we're not working doesn't mean you get off so easy.
My italicizing the wrong word makes it sound as if I'm calling into question our host's masculinity, like air quotes or something. I wish I'd done it on purpose.
But really, how hard can it be to write up a Paris post? "Vacuous… blah blah.. whore… blah blah… herpes… blah blah… contributing to the delinquency of a minor."
There. Did it in two minutes.
That little girl is gonna get herpes all over her face if she leans one more inch to her right!
Too late. Paris has the Jumping Herpes. The kid's a goner.
The last pic reminds me of a demented "Fantasy Island" rip-off
The hooker on the right is hot! A little trampy, but hot!
I would assume that here she is going along with the plan cooked up by her "crisis management publicist", she is way to self-absorbed to think this up on her own. After all, it involves other people!
I'VE BLESSED THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAFRICAAAA!
And here I was thinking it was cute when my daughter made up a song called "Pay Attention to the Teacher."
Paris probably used a popsicle to show the girl how to properly give a BJ. Then the girl was like, "no, no, no, daddy likes it when I do my tongue like THIS…"
what?…somoene had to say it.
Toto is this shit. “Hurry son, it’s waiting there for yooou.”
Well, I found a prison pic of Paris on some site
http://img206.exs.cx/img206/3607/herpes9wb.jpg
I'm concerned that the logo between "Paris" and "Hilton" is the one for the children's clothing line. That right there would make me give pause.
Of course, if I had kids, I wouldn't even be there to see it.
But with the existence of kiddie beauty pageants, seeing psycho stage moms push their toddlers at Paris comes as little surprise.