You've got to hand it to them - whatever they may lack in human-looking teeth, they make up for in bare tit and a general willingness to party.
So who are these chicks? I'm glad you asked, douchebag. According to the Daily Mail, these fun time party girls are members of The Sisterhood, an organization from which Prince William-ex Kate Middleton recently dropped out, who apparently thought it'd be fun to let some Eli Roth-lookin' dude paint their tits.
Kate Middleton dropped out of The Sisterhood, the all-female crew planning to row the Channel in a dragon boat, because - it is said - Royal aides feared she would attract too much attention.
Holy crap, did I really just read that or am I on mushrooms? On second thought, let's not go to England. 'Tis a silly place.
Johnny Cat sucks wang.
Mmmm, painted titties.
Borat rocks
what a gay American Apparel ad. Sodomy is an abomination, how gross
Was ist das? Wwtdd-porn on a Sunday? Kickanus!
I love bodypaint. I've always been under the impression that these stupidass chicks don't know that you can see through the damn paint.
Ah, now I'm mood for some hardcore cricket-porn
A Monty Python quote and titties in the same post? I think I love you.
Howzzat?!?
African or european?
Speaking of swallows…
Attention for what? I'll show her attention when I kill her in order to make sure she'll never again be in competition with me for Prince Wills. I love that kid. And his brother. Royalty sex just has to be dirty. I mean, they are inbred for the most part, right? That's pretty kinky stuff, really. I wonder what else they're into.
someone join me in the next story please, i'm bored.
Dirty, incestuous sex. Witnessing that kind of activity should offend every one of your senses.
But I'm a cyborg. We don't have similar constraints in our world. We don't even have STDs. Besides, as I've stated before, Wills in front, the redhead from the rear. They're not doing it with each other. Ewwww. That would indeed be a deal breaker.
Caption for Pic #3:
"Could there be a less dignified scenario? Not bloody likely."
gotdang - you what happens if you added some CheezWhiz to you little threesome scenario?
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You've got a "Royale with Cheese!"
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Look it's Sunday morning and I'm still trying to wake up. Damn I need some coffee.
Drink your coffee already then, because Royale with Cheese makes zero sense to me. Perhaps I need coffee as well. Is that a wrestling move or something?
Pulp Fiction, if I am not mistaken……Le Big Mac!
And suddenly, every Durdenite went blind.
Milly sez: Dirty, incestuous sex.
Like, what other kinds are there? I'm feeling all learn-y and junk today.
And when is my avatar photo gonna change? I clicky da thingy like 12 seconds ago. Sheesh!