08.31.2007 BRITNEY IS FUN. MAYBE.

The Sun UK says that Britney Spears new single "Cold As Fire" opens with the lyrics:

"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby…”

And I guess it can sound like that if that's what you want it to sound like, but breatheheavy.com says the real lyrics are:

"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby…"

I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest you’re not gonna learn anything by trying to interpret Britney Spears lyrics.  She probably did say "come in my mouth".  This retard couldn't interpret a stop light, you think she's gonna write coy references to sex?  She's an idiot.  A talking pegasus could grant her three wishes, and if you asked her about it the next day, she would just say, "a who did what now?"

(60) Comments

  1. fonehtiks 08/31/2007 10:26

    niggas!

  2. Catch Me Now, I'm Falling 08/31/2007 10:41

    Droop

  3. purell tastes good 08/31/2007 10:44

    "make him come in my mouth" The operativ word here is "make", as in force, under severe duress.

    I don't think anyone in their right mind would let their manhood near this sow for fear of (a) contracting an nasty disease and (b) having her cofuse the member with a foodstuff and biting it off and swallowing it.

  4. Sean 08/31/2007 10:47

    Ugh. I wouldn't touch this girl with a borrowed, broken dick.

  5. pepsiaftertaste 08/31/2007 10:47

    i'd cover her face with man-mayo from a safe distance though. and i have no objection to shitting in her mouth, as long as her diseased tongue does not make contact with my arsehole.

  6. lost_soul 08/31/2007 10:47

    Anyway, I'd just be happy to come in her mouth. I love tubby chicks.

  7. The Ghost of Deano 08/31/2007 10:48

    I'm just a fruitcake who's actin kinda crazy
    Titties are a-droopin/Anyone seen my babies?"

  8. Dr. Gonzo 08/31/2007 10:48

    if you place a man's member in your mouth and smack him really hard on the back of the neck (i guess you'd have to use some sort of instrument unless you were very flexible- and gay) he would come in your mouth. also, if you can apply an electric shock to the base of the spine while he is in your mouth then he will come in your mouth. 

    i guess that is what britney is talking about here. hmm 

  9. Juan 08/31/2007 10:48

    So she wrote this song?  People write songs?  I thought they just made them up as they went along.

    I'm impressed. 

  10. Son of Bill Brasky 08/31/2007 10:49

    see, i told you could convince her that man-goo is twinkie filling.

  11. Son of Bill Brasky 08/31/2007 10:50

    "Your ugliness is killing me/ And you look like you haver herpes (you have herpes)…."

  12. bryce 08/31/2007 10:51

    I am shocked and outraged that The Sun newspaper would publish such nonsense. The editor should be publicly flogged for this shoddy journalistic crap-fest!

  13. Jesus H. Christ 08/31/2007 10:51

    I'd give her my nut butter.

    I liked that term from yesterday so much that I think I'll use it today.

     

  14. bryce 08/31/2007 10:52

    The real lyrics are "I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my pooper/ Where is my new baby?”

  15. fonehtiks 08/31/2007 10:53

    hahaha cold as fire. how about red as a banana? black as a CEO? rich as a mexican?

  16. Dowdy Hoody 08/31/2007 10:57

    We, as U.S. Americans, should keep track of all people who purchase this album and destroy them.

    From what I've heard here it is unlistenableablible. 

  17. Jazzy 08/31/2007 10:58

    You think maybe it's a reference to "mung"?

  18. Doctress Leisa 08/31/2007 10:59

    I posted the complete lyrics in the previous thread on page 2. It's worse than you can imagine.

  19. Sousbois 08/31/2007 11:00

    As black as a CEO.

    LOL.

    I'll be passing that off as my own 'ere long..

  20. nancifaye 08/31/2007 11:00

    Is it me, or does she sound like Lady Smurf?  Speaking of which, is Smurf semen blue?

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