08.27.2007 BRITNEY IS UNDER INVESTIGATION

Britney Spears is being investigated for possible child abuse.  An emergency hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court.  Attorneys for Britney, Kevin Federline and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel were all present.  TMZ says:

We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we're told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation.  A hearing in the custody case has been scheduled for September 4, which will be a follow up to today's appearance.  A rep for Britney did not immediately return our request for comment.

That naked baby running around the pool is more than a foot from Britney's cigarette and nowhere to be seen after Britney changed wigs and got a margarita, so I'm not sure what the problem is.  Everyone is just jealous of Britneys sexy body, I bet.



(128) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 15:32

    You've got to be kidding me with picture #1!?!? Wow, this bitch is a psychotic cunt. PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON YOUR KID……….AND YOU!!!!

  2. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 15:33

    Just a fucking slob!

     

    Of course I'd be doing the same, however I am not a father. So I gotta be all the slob I can be.

  3. Diremutt 08/27/2007 15:35

    What, getting smashed at two in the afternoon and having your kid run around naked so when it pisses all over the floor you have something to stab your smoke out in is abuse? Shit, gotta go.

  4. Diremutt 08/27/2007 15:36

    Gotta love a parent that treats their kids like house pets.

  5. Diremutt 08/27/2007 15:38

    "Iz eezir to jes hose down the patio then to mes wif dem dahperz! Dohn wanna get shit unda mah new french manicure."

  6. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 15:38

    How does she still have money, again?

  7. purell tastes good 08/27/2007 15:47

    kid probably took off his own stinking diapers since mom is too drunk to change him…

  8. rv 08/27/2007 15:47

    yea id fuck her

  9. Hairy 08/27/2007 15:48

    Wow, it's rare when you can actually say a child is better off in a foster home than with their parents. Well done Brit Brit.

  10. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 15:49

    Hairy, what about a dumpster? I think that kid could be raised by sewer rats better than his drunken mother.

  11. VaginaOfParis 08/27/2007 15:50

    I'm calling it now:  those kids are going to be artistic geniuses.  Forged in the crucible of parental neglect, wealth, and fame, someday they're going to put out the best melodic self-loathing since The Wall.

  12. Stringfellow Hawke 08/27/2007 15:51

    Sorry Michael, I'm not taking this assignment. There's no way I'm letting her stay at the Cabin.

  13. purell tastes good 08/27/2007 15:51

    and by the way, where is gotdang? She owes me 2 hours of my life back since I wasted all afternoon watching her recommended "money as debt" and "future of food" videos on youtube.

    And there was no nudity in either one.

    And I'll probably get fired soon enough since all I do is check this site. I don't want any more non-porn clips or links anymore. Wastes my precious time.

    Now where is the US again on this map? Oops, wrong thread… 

     

  14. Capt. Phill 08/27/2007 15:54

    Big fucking deal the kid is nacked who give a fuck, She has fucked these kids up worse than a few cigarette burns.  To be honest i couldent care less about brit or her reterded offspring But i mean really we all know she's the last person who should have kids.  I almost rather give the kind to fucking baby eating monsters, at lest you would know where the kids stand.

  15. This is me leaving... 08/27/2007 15:56

    Nice one Purell@15:47

  16. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 15:56

    who believes that once her kids are taken from her and she recovers from a mental breakdown, she will start doing hardcore porn?

  17. Jacktion! 08/27/2007 15:57

    Damn. If that kid's hand was just an inch or two over, we woulda had us some kiddie porn. Maybe next time.

  18. Diremutt 08/27/2007 15:57

    Sorry Stringfellow, but Syngen was the shit!

  19. LoRider 08/27/2007 15:58

    Jesus H - I keep trying to come up with something funny and all I can think of is how pathetic this all is.  Kids rolling around naked - this is NOT THE PHUCKING BAYOU, Britney!  People up here in civilization put some f-ing clothes on their chitlins!

     

    Ride Lo

  20. thedudeabides 08/27/2007 15:58

    too fucking lazy to even ash her cig

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