Britney Spears smashed into a parked car yesterday as she was pulling into a parking lot, with paparazzi gathered around and her little dog in her lap. She then asked the cameramen, “Did I hurt my car?” Then she gets out and checks on her car to make sure that fucking parked car didn’'t mess it up. Then she walks away, which I think took incredible composure. I would have gone apeshit on that other car. Parked there, thinking it's so hot, acting all cool. It could have killed somebody!
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Ya'll, sees, mah Teddy Ruspins. Ahm a gonna be a good ma!
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Is Jessica Biel still around???
I am pretty certain Britney has grown a penis.
one of these days i'll be there for a first
She spends more time with that fuckin' dog than with her children. What a role model.
Don't tell me…she's "gearing" up for another movie role?
I’m just glad she didn’t start swinging that puppy around like it was an umbrella.
Nice to see the eunich ads are back. Fuck.
actually the paparazzi would be the best thing right now for Britney as if that person tried to fuck up their car and say Sas mouth did it, she would just call up the million photographers and show proof
I love how when she checks out her car, she squats down and flashes the money shot. And I don't know why, but I was expecting her to at least LOOK at the parked car she hit. Boy am I stupid for thinking she was raised to do the right thing.
another britney post- let's see if we can get this fucker to 800 before it rolls off the bottom of the pge
The only thing sadder than reading yet another "Twitney" post is commenting on it…oh wait…
Parked car, old lady pushing a baby carriage… it's all the same for our Britney.
"Did I hurt my car?" You've got to be kidding me… What a selfish b#tch. If I was there I would have pretending that it was my car she hit, just so I could tell her off then slash her tires.
hey she doesn't have time to be bothered with all that shit…she's got important things to do…like smoking…and drinking.
And she just proves once again that women drivers are the anti-christ.
I dunno where this Sas and Sas sister thing came from, but it's as cool as "w00t".
For you jackasses, that means it aint cool.
Did she also hit the parked car when she opened her car door? Sort of sounded like it.
yeah, I love how she totally whacked the car with her door after she smashed into it attempting to park. I'm sure she left a note, though.