If you were wondering if Britney could sink any lower, well then buckle the fuck up, because, yes, she can At least according to Us, who now shares some details from their upcoming cover story on Britney and her latest drunken whoring. A man named Matt Encinias tells them he was an extra on her latest video shoot, and when the day ended, he and several others were invited to hang out in the pool at the Standard hotel. Tons of booze followed, as did Britney taking off her top and making out with Matt. Us says:
Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with their father, Kevin Federline), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.
“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”
“I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy,” the 5’10” California native continues. "And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”
It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. “I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show,” says Encinias. “Britney was laughing really hard.”
Wow, this chick will just hump anything at this point. It could be a naked model she just met or a vacuuming robot, it really doesn't seem to matter. 5 years ago, when her anus was every 15 year old boys secret playground, that would have been a dream come true, but since then she's had two giant headed babies, so now fucking her would be like ringing one of those triangular dinner bells they use to call cowboys.
victory is mine!!!
now where's my free kayak???
man…you chodes are slow today…
I believe it!
Hey Gusto where my duty free?
hi self. hi gusto! how you doin'?? shitty! me too! let's go drinking! ok!
The worst thing about this is that she doesn't look all that bad in these pics. As for her kids, I'm sure they're used to seeing cock being flung aorund mommy all of the time by now.
i'm not allowed at the duty free anymore…the friggin' nazis have this weird rule that if you open a bottle of vodka and drink out of it…IN THE STORE…you have to buy it! can you believe that bullshit???!!!!???
I TOLD YOU THIS BITCH CRAZY!!!!
So what are people's thoughts on the whole Barry Bonds record breaking issue?
Another thing that bothers me…the terrible writing in US Weekly. I went to college for 5 years to major in English/Professional Writing and publications like this won't even give me the time of day. But the articles all sound like they're being written by the ugly buck toothed girl that's part of the Yearbook Club in some lower-class high school.
uhmmm…. since when was it wrong for a divorce' to want to hang out with some bucks and have a little fun? I don't get it.
Get real. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
my opinion is that the tigers suck…and therefore i could give a rat's ass about baseball!!! ah…i dunno…he's a prick and all…but if i was a kahgillionaire, i would be too!! shit, who the hell am i kiddin'??? i'm a total dirtass loser and i'm still a prick…so, Go Barry! i just wish it wasn't a california team…as…california sucks. carry on.
Barry Bonds is roided-up a baseball player. Baseball is boring (unless the Cubs are in the playoffs). Therefore, blech….
People just jumping on the bandwagon, they built her into something nobody is and then she has had one of the most spectacular celeb crashes ever. The poor cow's only 25, it's like people want to make her think life's over for her now.
i went to college for drinking purposes…
oh…and for the sluts….drinking and sluts, two of my three passions…the third being ballet.
as for britney…this is nothing. just wait til she hits 30!! it's a scientific fact that chicks go totally nuts when they hit 30…man, this is gonna be hilarious. tick…tick…tick.
Are these pictures recent? because I gotta say she's hitting a 9.8 on the fuckability scale here. Especially picture 4… hot damn, the diet's back!
But theres also soemthing pathetic about it, her being led by the hands by her "minders" with that glossy empty stare.
It looks a lot like those pictures of Elvis in the last years when his assistants did everything from holding his microphones while he mumbled lyrics, to wiping his ass because he had turned into such a fucked up retard.
Barry Bonds is a god among men!!!! just kidding.. His head is crazy big though. How does steroids do that to your head anyway?!?
Life IS over for her now. 2 kids. White trash ex husband. Crazy as bat shit in the Arizona sun. Game over. The only thing left is crash and burn and hope it's spectacular enough to overshadow the downfall Paris is sure to spiral into pretty soon.
20 years from now, SP and Jayden will be proud of their (dead) mother.