08.09.2007 BRUCE WILLIS IS TAPPIN THIS

Bruce Willis was photographed with a "mystery woman" earlier this week on a yacht in Sardinia, and apparently it was Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year.  Page Six says, "the 36-year-old brunette is definitely his girlfriend".  I tried adding up all the hot kitty Bruce Willis has punched over the years but I had to stop because my computer started to smoke.  On a related note, I would bang this chick until sparks came out of her vagina and then sleep the sleep of the pure at heart.  The End.


(130) Comments

  1. Jim 08/09/2007 16:22

    She is fucking hot as hell…..now THAT is a milf, my friends.

  2. Jesus H. Christ 08/09/2007 16:22

    Holy shit!  Them some tig old bitties.  Way to go Hudson Hawk!

  3. Ravener 08/09/2007 16:23

    Helio is Spanish for Helium… coincidence?

  4. Optimus Poon 08/09/2007 16:23

    He is my hero. 

  5. zeigler 08/09/2007 16:24

    5th, cocksmokers

  6. ShipticCanker 08/09/2007 16:24

    Willis/WeeMan '08.

     That's the Ticket. 

  7. Urbansniper 08/09/2007 16:24

    Fuck Demi Moore… THIS is where it's at.

  8. MaleBoy_ShaunDeWet 08/09/2007 16:24

    I just cum… Jesus. have you read my last post?

  9. Bill03 08/09/2007 16:25

    She's very tappable.

  10. radio 08/09/2007 16:26

    Holy shit.  Die Hard 4 really paid off.  I wonder if he fucks her with his head.  She must have a huge vagina.

  11. Mike09 08/09/2007 16:26

    I remember this chick from back when I used to find Playboy exciting enough to masturbate to (this was pre-Internet tubes, remember).  Apparently, she was a school teacher before becoming a Playboy model. 

    Try to imagine concentrating your work with that standing up at the front of your classroom.  She must have taught at the School for the Blind and Extremely Gay.

  12. djtechsys 08/09/2007 16:27

    alrighty… on our way to more boobs

  13. zeigler 08/09/2007 16:27

    is he staring at them titties in teh last pic? oh yes he is.

  14. Bill03 08/09/2007 16:28

    A google image search returns lots of phoots of her exposed vag. I wonder if she still has that bacon strip or if she is clean shaved….

  15. Huge Taco Man 08/09/2007 16:28

    Too fat for me.  Sorry guys.

  16. Lightdragon 08/09/2007 16:28

    I remember they had hot looking teachers in school years ago. They only stayed one term or half as they would get fired or forced to resgn. My guess this was the case with her.

  17. TheGusto 08/09/2007 16:29

    ah…she's no rue mcclanahan.

     

  18. Sloppy Joe 08/09/2007 16:29

    She looks good even un-photoshopped.

  19. TheGusto 08/09/2007 16:30

    what's that smell…where's that smoke comin' from???  oh…it's my loins…they're aflame…oh ruuuuueeeeeeee…

  20. Billy 08/09/2007 16:30

    she's ok

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