Bruce Willis was photographed with a "mystery woman" earlier this week on a yacht in Sardinia, and apparently it was Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Page Six says, "the 36-year-old brunette is definitely his girlfriend". I tried adding up all the hot kitty Bruce Willis has punched over the years but I had to stop because my computer started to smoke. On a related note, I would bang this chick until sparks came out of her vagina and then sleep the sleep of the pure at heart. The End.