Britney showed up to Criss Angel's place at 2 am the other night and didn't leave until 9 am the next morning. He's a great magician. "Ta da! I made my standards disappear!"
Some chick that dresses exactly like Britney was also there.
I know three minutes of lip synching is really hard (I hear the teleprompter doesn't even have one of those bouncy ball thingies like at karaoke), but I think they're taking this "preparing for the VMA's" thing a little too far. I also like how even when she's dressed like the fucking unabomber she still has her big flapjack titties hanging out everywhere. She's like a walrus wearing a pinkie ring. -LM
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Haha… "She's like a walrus wearing a pinkie ring"
I finally figured out where Britney gets her inspiration for clothes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmJSu5gTDpg
I met Chris Angel about a year ago…guy is a total douch bag. No personality and has that "I'm a tortured soul" and "Pick me for dodgeball guys" persona. And let's not get started on Queen of the TPT parade. Chick needs to buy an island and disappear like Michael Jackson did.
These two are a perfect match. At least she picked a dude with some income, instead of K-Mart, who was just along for the ride and left two deposits for no return.
Criss Angel could just saw Britney in half…magic trick? What magic trick?
"Ta da! I made my standards disappear!" I lol'd. He's even more disgusting and skanky than her. How that's possible I'm not quite sure, but he's pullin it off!
The word "tacky" comes to mind whenever I see these two.
What a media whore. Britney too!
i used to like him until this crap started happening. now he's dirty and will never be clean no matter how many showers he takes. he's now a douchebag and she needs one.
I think Criss Angel has an endorsement deal with Fishy Joe's restaurants. But when they pitched their new extreme walrus juice campaign to them, he heard the slogan "Ride the Walrus!" and thought they meant it literally.
"Ride the Walrus!" and thought they meant it literally. "
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Some chick that dresses exactly like Britney was also there.
So this dude is pulling three-ways, but they're skanky disease-ridden whores. Decisions, decisions: "Do I cut my dick off with a knife or burn it off wih a blowtorch?"
VoP - of course you're assuming that the "Brit-Clone" wasn't a trannie.
Wouldn't put it pass Crissie Angel.
Ah… Fishy Joe's! The finest walrus juice using only fresh-squeezed walrus! That episode was just on the other night.
But back to the matter at hand: Let's give this Criss (spell your name right, asshole) Angel guy a break. Really, he's not the only guy who has slept with a fat, bald retard and gone back for more. We've all done it. And you know what they say about people in glass houses.
"Tada! I made my standards disappear."
LOL! Not too shabby there, weekend warrior.
Ass itching much there, Criss? That's what you get for letting that skanky whore stick her fingers in your butt.
For our next trick, we chain these two together and toss them off a bridge. Then watch TV for, oh, an hour should do it.
I've checked my sources and I can indead confirm that they are both wearing hats.
Girls just wanna have fun…Wait, that wasn't Britney's song? How about "I'm the Mother of Two Toddlers but I'm still a Slutty Skank"? That would be a real hit, possibly on the blockbuster level of "PopaZao!"
So Britters believes if she fucks this guy he can "Magically" make her look fit again?
"Fat "fucking chance!