If you think about it, Lindsay Lohan doesn't seem to have very many girlfriends who are actresses or who also work in Hollywood. This might be why:
According to a former pal of the party girl, Lindsay "ranted and raved about her talent, claiming 'I'm the greatest actress in the world! No one's even close to me right now!’" And then she proceeded to viciously slam a slew of young actresses, who she considered to be her competition. She said Scarlett Johansson is "ugly, fat, and has no talent." Jessica Simpson "can't sing and is as dumb as (bleep)." Sienna Miller is a "no talent crackhead." Keira Knightly is a "flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress." Jessica Biel is a "phony, scheming joke of an actress."
Whatever. The source for this is the Enquirer, and they probably have a bunch of fat people on their staff. Fat people are real jealous all the time, and they're always pulling this kind of crap with sexy people like me and Lindsay and me. They think it's easy being this hot. And the truth is - they're totally right. Seriously, it's fantastic. One of the doctors even said I might be immortal. Because I'm so handsome, you see.
oh fucking christ…..
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Fuck this chick
Sienna Miller is a "no talent crackhead."
Hey Kettle, Pot called. He said to tell you "black"
stupid cunt
I really hope she didn't say that about my love, Jessica Biel.Does anyone realize how much Biel could kick the shit out of LL?
Using the enquirer as a source?
When is your next blog about Aliens stealing Britney's babies?
we can only hope
Ohhhh, how I would LOVE to see Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Biel wrestle around in oil… and their little thong panties, of course.
acting? you mean when i was fucking lilo last night and she said i was the best and that she loved me, she was acting?
though she might have been talking to that big pile ok coke on the night stand..
I really dont consider any of those girls a actress………..
Sounds legit.
Keira Knightley is the only one of that bunch who has some acting ability. the rest just have a drop of it.
He's right, I'm jealous! GIMME A TWINKIE!
I really dont consider pap an streetwalker………..
I like fat people. They smell good.
By good I mean the stench of rotting flesh under a fat-flap that hasn't seen the light of day, let alone a bar of soap, in about 3 years. Ya know, good.these buttonsat the bottomare coolas shitSomeone needs to decapitate that bitch
hmmm…if Oscars were awarded for Best Actress in a Leading Role as a drug-addled, alcoholic (with or without a cute anklet), crazed, freckled, venereal-diseased, cumdumpster, she's right…she WOULD be the greatest Actress in the world. As it is, she's merely pathetic. And the moment she's pathetic enough to notice me…game on!! LOL
i can act better than this bitch, i cant act
Someone needs to decapitate that bitch
LiLo, or Pap?
who do you think?