08.24.2007 JAIMIE FOXX DEFENDS MIKE VICK

Access Hollywood asked perpetual jackass Jamie Foxx about Michael Vick's dog fighting charges, and, as always, he never fails to disappoint.

"It's a cultural thing, I think," Jamie said. "Most brothers didn't know that, you know. I used to see dogs fighting in the neighborhood all the time. I didn't know that was Fed time. So, Mike probably just didn't read his handbook on what not to do as a black star."  While he has a way of lightening even the most sensitive of subjects, Jamie is sincere in his belief that the quarterback is not being given a fair shake.
"I know that cruelty to animals is bad, but sometimes people shoot people and kill people and don't get time," Jamie continued. "I think in this situation, he really didn't know the extent of it, so I always give him the benefit of the doubt."

A-HA!  Just as I suspected!  You see, it turns out the real victim here is Michael Vick.  Because he didn't even know executing dogs was bad.  That's why he held the fights on his front lawn in broad daylight.  Oh, wait, no, he didn't.  He held the fights at night, in barns in the woods painted pitch black with no windows or outdoor lights.  There's nothing suspicious about that.  Like just the other day I was digging some graves in my back yard at 4 in the morning.  Next thing you know some cops gotta be all up in my face.  Apparently fresh dig marks really freak cops out.  What is this, Russia?



(350) Comments

  1. Jake 08/24/2007 12:58

    ass

  2. brian11 08/24/2007 12:59

    first……. jamie foxx is a stupid piece of shit…… vick aint no better…. there is no defense for what he did cultural or not……. is stupidity cultural?

  3. slip 08/24/2007 12:59

    these guys defending vick need to get a clue and shut the hell up.  they are only making themselves look like morons.

  4. Jake 08/24/2007 12:59

    Bad comic - Bad actor - Bad singer - Now a bad spokesman for the black race

  5. boomstick 08/24/2007 13:02

    Add another moron to the list

  6. Tennessee Tuxedo 08/24/2007 13:03

    "She take my money….

    When I'm neeeeeeaaaaaaddd" 

  7. Doctress Leisa 08/24/2007 13:03

    Let me get this straight. If I understand Jamie Foxx, niggas see nothing wrong with watching dogs maul each other to death, and they are too stupid to understand that there are laws against it. Way to keep a stereotype going, brotha!

  8. VaginaOfParis 08/24/2007 13:05

    No, the real victim here is Jamie Foxx.   He didn't understand it was wrong to stick up for someone  involved in a  conspiracy to violate federal gambling laws and  make money off animal cruelty.  That's what everyone did where he grew up.  Just leave the man alone, guys.

  9. The Ghost of Deano 08/24/2007 13:05

    Hey Jamie, don't you have to be somewhere pretending to be Ray Charles for the 50th time?

  10. Dowdy Hoody 08/24/2007 13:05

    STUPID ARABS!!

  11. Jesus H. Christ 08/24/2007 13:06

    Fuck Jamie Foxx.  The amount of idiocy that people show when shit like this happens is amazing.  Just because you're black, and he's black doesn't mean you have to show solidarity!  You didn't see any white people going out of their way to defend Jeffrey Dahmer did you?  How about Timothy McVeigh?  I used to have some respect for Jamie Foxx.  Now he's just another fuckstain.

  12. The Ghost of Deano 08/24/2007 13:06

    This is just another example of the white man pushing a brotha down.

  13. purell tastes good 08/24/2007 13:06

    he should rub some rogaine on his chin if he is serious about trying to grow a goatee. That scraggly thins isn't cutting it. Neither is his claim that African Americans are too ignorant to be held responsible for crimes.

  14. Shini 08/24/2007 13:07

    I'm pretty sure someone just needs to kill Jamie Foxx

  15. Quinlan 08/24/2007 13:07

    Look, before a 1000 white guys with "Key Board Courage" start throwing out the words "Niggers This and Niggas That" I want to say that Jamie Foxx doesn't speak for all African Americans when it comes to what Vick did.  Dog fighting is wrong, and racism and race bating on all sides is wrong too.

    God Damn This Blanket Hatred,

  16. Jake 08/24/2007 13:08

    If Jamie really wanted to help he would use his hollywood connections to get the case transferred to LA.  Vick would be out of trouble by now and in trainning camp with a key to the city

  17. Reon01 08/24/2007 13:08

    yeah, go with the race card. cuz thats what this is all about….not those 30 corpses, dog rape setups, or loads of dogs near death….no its cuz vick is black

    i know this cuz i had twice the amount of dead dogs. and when the cops showed up and they saw i was white, they jumped in to bid on the next fight

    go to fucking hell with vick foxx  

  18. TheGusto 08/24/2007 13:09

    me bein' one supa fly dizzope on the rizzope hard pipe-hittin' brotha man, i can totally relate…word…

  19. wwbd 08/24/2007 13:09

    WHOA WHOA WHOA lets take it down a notch. Now Im sure Mr. F-O-X-X didnt know breeding dogs to fight to the death was a crime. Come on now, how many black youth do? Its not his or Mr. Vicks fault, that they were VICTIMS of the system. That the system kept THEM ignorant, to our crazy laws. 

  20. Diremutt 08/24/2007 13:10

    Hey Jamie, slavery used to be a culturally acceptable thing too, you fucking idiot cocksucker.

    Fuck Jamie Foxx! Fuck him in the ass! Fuck him in the ass with a big rubber dick.

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