08.27.2007 JAKE GYLLNMLLHAALYLL HAS A SECRET

Put your coffee down and buckle the fuck up, because this news is gonna shake you to the core.   Ex-Hollywood publicist Jonathon Jaxson says Jake Gyllenhaal might be gay.  Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either.  But I guess what is news is that Jake is set to come out and he wants to have kids with boyfriend.  JJ says:

Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating the same guy for years. Last year Jake and his bf were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriffs office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. Both were later released.
Jake has been dating this guy for years, even before he broke up with Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten Dunst found out about his bf and confronted him at Chateau Marmont. The confrontation was loud and they broke up right there. News of their break-up followed a few days later. Jake and his bf are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. They used a company based in Westwood, CA. The baby is due in September.

If true, this could be the most shocking story of 2003.  I almost dropped my Pepsi Blue I was so surprised.



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  1. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 09:22

    boo ya kasha!

  2. Jake 08/27/2007 10:23

    I am absolutely positive that I believe this story.  He not that good of an actor to gay.  On a side note I saw a movie over the weekend with his ugly sister and she took her clothes off.  Not bad to look at from the neck down

  3. Jake 08/27/2007 10:23

    He not that good of an actor to *act gay

  4. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 10:24

    Does he have his thumb up that dog's ass?

  5. Random Poster 08/27/2007 10:25

    He's not gay, he's Supergay!
    Wasn't he in that movie 'The Gay After Tomorrow'

  6. bryce 08/27/2007 10:25

    You know how I know you are gay? Because you like to have sexual relations with members of the same sex all the time.

    Time to make like Owen Wilson and kill yourself. But, you know, do a better job of it… That didn't really work.

  7. Big Mike 08/27/2007 10:26

    "I almost dropped my Pepsi Blue I was so surprised."

     Good comedy

  8. TheGusto 08/27/2007 10:27

    Fabulous!

  9. Spider Pig 08/27/2007 10:28

    i said "hi everybody"…dammit.   I cant get no love.

  10. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 10:28

    Jake is dating the infamous Spider Pig

  11. Doctress Leisa 08/27/2007 10:28

    Well, that explains why the egg foo young I had at Chin Chin's that night had a bit of a "wang" to it.

  12. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 10:29

    ….there's your love.

     

    that'll be 60 dollars 

  13. TheGusto 08/27/2007 10:30

    ha…i was hopin' those two kids would get together…

  14. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 10:30

    …cream of sum yung guy

     

    had to say it 

  15. Jim 08/27/2007 10:31

    Dating Kiki would make anyone gay.

  16. Jake 08/27/2007 10:31

    DB's Treasure saysJake is dating the infamous Spider Pig

    You sir have stepped over the line - prepare your pistol we duel at dawn!

  17. Pennsylvanias Finest 08/27/2007 10:32

    …cream of sum yung guy

    ————

     

    WOW! How original.

  18. Tennessee Tuxedo 08/27/2007 10:32

    Is Heath Ledger filing rape charges?

  19. clairebearpear 08/27/2007 10:35

    life immitating art immitating life

  20. DB's Treasure 08/27/2007 10:35

    No no, Jake! I meant Gyllenhaal you crackbaby!

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