08.28.2007 JENNA JAMESON IS A SEXY KISSER

Tito Ortiz and I aren't as alike in as many ways as you might imagine.  For example, I rarely see a duck and then auger my tongue into it's mouth. Also, I spend most of the day trying to keep my penis AWAY from diseased wombs that are basically killing chambers for a penis, whereas Tito drops it in and stirs it around.  I tip my cap to you, brave sir.




(114) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 08/28/2007 12:21

    Put them is a fish tank

  2. DB's Treasure 08/28/2007 12:22

    Hey Tito, how's all that cock taste!?!?

  3. Girl6 08/28/2007 12:30

    Ha!  She looks as revolted as I feel.

  4. beeper 08/28/2007 12:31

    quack

  5. Diremutt 08/28/2007 12:33

    Is that another banner pic of Vick's dog?

  6. TheGusto 08/28/2007 12:34

    she's no Gauge!

  7. Spider Pig 08/28/2007 12:34

    tito is in my brothers yearbook…he went hbhs too.

  8. Diremutt 08/28/2007 12:35

    As a MMA fight Tito is used to having other men's ball sweat on his face. It was a relief to have it get there second hand off of some ho's face.

  9. Spider Pig 08/28/2007 12:35

    in case anyone cared……. i know no one does

  10. Cesar Mario 08/28/2007 12:35

    There go my Frosted Flakes.

  11. Chad01 08/28/2007 12:35

    Jesus, I'd rather french kiss a fucking light socket.  

  12. I_lack_wit 08/28/2007 12:35

    i'd hit it…..wait, no.  no i wouldn't, well, no.

  13. RonDogg 08/28/2007 12:36

    First pic looks like the chick from SPECIES

  14. TheGusto 08/28/2007 12:36

    she still has a long way to go before fuckin' up her facade as badly as tabitha stevens, though…yeah…i like porn way too much…shut up! 

  15. RonDogg 08/28/2007 12:38

    As far as the weird, alien tongue shit. Not the hotness factor..

  16. Biggus_Dickus 08/28/2007 12:38

    Gusto:  I met Gauge in Houston once.  She was as fine as froghair.  Funny and totally willing to fuck in a stripclub.  I didn't have $1000, though.

  17. thatjustdouchedfeeling 08/28/2007 12:39

     

    Do you think when they get kinky Tito makes her eat breadcrumbs out of his ass ?

     

     J-

     

  18. tangocash0001 08/28/2007 12:39

    give a hand to tito, he has put his tongue where about 10 000 liters of sperm has been deposited, i'd rather give a donkey a blow job

  19. I_lack_wit 08/28/2007 12:39

    speaking of….with those big ass hoop earings you could get a pretty good grip if looking to go for a ride.  and by go for a ride, i mean put your foot up her snatch up to your knee.

  20. This is me leaving... 08/28/2007 12:41

    I'm surprised that chicks toungue is still pink.  I would've thought…off-white.

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