08.14.2007 JENNA JAMESON IS GETTIN ME ALL HOT

I thought we did away with scurvy like 400 years ago but I guess not, because Jenna Jameson was seen in Malibu doing … whatever the hell this all is.  I do give her points for confidence though because if I was a girl and I was built like a back scratcher, I would spend less time prancing around in bikinis and more time eating cookie dough until I gained enough weight to look mostly human.  As it is now she looks like a duck.  Don't get me wrong, I like ducks as much as the next little girl does, but I can count on one hand the times I've rented pornos about them.

picture source = PACIFIC COAST NEWS




(119) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 08/14/2007 12:50

    Hmm, are we sure that's her?

  2. Absynth 08/14/2007 12:51

    yes it's her,

  3. DB's Treasure 08/14/2007 12:51

    She should start eating that dog for sustenance

  4. djtechsys 08/14/2007 12:51

    she should do Halloween porn.

  5. JC 08/14/2007 12:51

    Somebody name the plastic surgeon. These guys need to be publicly shamed.

  6. DB's Treasure 08/14/2007 12:52

    Any normal day I'd say I would throw some sex at that girl, but judging from what she used to look like makes me second guess myself.

     

    ….and the second guess is yes, yes I would throw 

  7. MakersMadeMan 08/14/2007 12:55

    What the fuck happened? 

  8. Coregasm 08/14/2007 12:56

    And to think… there was once a time where I would have stuck my dick through a cheese grater to fuck her. Now I wouldn't even stick it through a bowl full of pussy to bang her.

  9. robb 08/14/2007 12:56

    looks like she had her breasts reduced. guess it all ended up in her friggin lips. still blame all of this on tito ortiz

  10. DB's Treasure 08/14/2007 12:58

    Coregasm, if your avatar is a pic of you then I am sure she'd feel the same, you gorgeous son of a bitch you!

  11. Robert 08/14/2007 12:58

    DB - you can have her.  Apparently her vag looks like a roast beef sandwich.

    ….no LITERALLY, she even has poppy seeds on her buns and it's smothered in Arby's and  >ahem< HORSEY SAUCE (damn Dutch porn). 

  12. NE14AJ 08/14/2007 13:00

    She has had more shots to the face than Tito Ortiz.

  13. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 08/14/2007 13:01

    My balls are looking at me very disapprovingly right now. Who drew eyes on my balls and why am i not wearing any pants?

  14. Dr. Gonzo 08/14/2007 13:01

    chill out people. you should all look so good when you are in your late fifties.

  15. Dr. Gonzo 08/14/2007 13:01

    wow for a minute there i thought this was scarlett johanssen

  16. Bulb 08/14/2007 13:02

    Belafonte should kill that thing with a brick. I've read that he's good at that sort of thing.

  17. Hairy 08/14/2007 13:03

    Things could be worse, at least she's really happy about the purchase of her new Toyota.

  18. Dr Johnny Fever 08/14/2007 13:04

    Someone feed this woman. She needs protein.

    Ok that should be a good setup for someone. Who wants it? 

  19. kratzuli 08/14/2007 13:04

    Jesus! Someone give her a steak, preferably my TUBE STEAK!

  20. Absynth 08/14/2007 13:05

    all that protein diet back when she was in porn should make her immortal.

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