
I thought we did away with scurvy like 400 years ago but I guess not, because Jenna Jameson was seen in Malibu doing … whatever the hell this all is. I do give her points for confidence though because if I was a girl and I was built like a back scratcher, I would spend less time prancing around in bikinis and more time eating cookie dough until I gained enough weight to look mostly human. As it is now she looks like a duck. Don't get me wrong, I like ducks as much as the next little girl does, but I can count on one hand the times I've rented pornos about them.
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Hmm, are we sure that's her?
yes it's her,
She should start eating that dog for sustenance
she should do Halloween porn.
Somebody name the plastic surgeon. These guys need to be publicly shamed.
Any normal day I'd say I would throw some sex at that girl, but judging from what she used to look like makes me second guess myself.
….and the second guess is yes, yes I would throw
What the fuck happened?
And to think… there was once a time where I would have stuck my dick through a cheese grater to fuck her. Now I wouldn't even stick it through a bowl full of pussy to bang her.
looks like she had her breasts reduced. guess it all ended up in her friggin lips. still blame all of this on tito ortiz
Coregasm, if your avatar is a pic of you then I am sure she'd feel the same, you gorgeous son of a bitch you!
DB - you can have her. Apparently her vag looks like a roast beef sandwich.
….no LITERALLY, she even has poppy seeds on her buns and it's smothered in Arby's and >ahem< HORSEY SAUCE (damn Dutch porn).
She has had more shots to the face than Tito Ortiz.
My balls are looking at me very disapprovingly right now. Who drew eyes on my balls and why am i not wearing any pants?
chill out people. you should all look so good when you are in your late fifties.
wow for a minute there i thought this was scarlett johanssen
Belafonte should kill that thing with a brick. I've read that he's good at that sort of thing.
Things could be worse, at least she's really happy about the purchase of her new Toyota.
Someone feed this woman. She needs protein.
Ok that should be a good setup for someone. Who wants it?
Jesus! Someone give her a steak, preferably my TUBE STEAK!
all that protein diet back when she was in porn should make her immortal.