Britney got pulled over for speeding on the 10 freeway at around 12:30 Saturday morning. Supposedly, she wasn't drunk or anything, she just calmly signed her ticket and then got out to let one of her hagfags drive. It's sad when getting a speeding ticket is the most responsible thing you've done in months. That should be the title of her autobiography, "It's Sad When" by Britney Spears.
She really shows us the power of lowered expectations. When you've become accustomed to someone wiping her ass on the drapes and dropping babies, a speeding ticket is almost endearing. I use the same strategy with my girlfriends. For the first few months, whenever they start talking I go, "Yeah, whatever, lardass." And if they keep going, I just roll my eyes and make the jack-off motion with my hand. I don't remember where I was going with this, but anyway, long story short, bitches love me. - LM
hahaha its so easy to hate her
Is this anything like Bill Murray citing American for not taking the breathalyzer?
Um… not first?
I would rather have a bareback train run on my ass than read anymore of your postings.
She didn't eve have any cocaine on her? That is pretty lame.
Not as lame as WWTDDATW.
Not as lame as WWTDDATW.
Gonna need a lil' hep now. Why Won't Those Duran Duran Assholes Try Washing??
(1) She looks cute in that hat. Credit where credit is due, people.
(2) Topic to ponder: How is it that the paparazzi were in position to get these shots?
The paparazzi are a magical being. They can be in 2 places at once and multiply like that *snaps fingers*. They're like the Xmen or something, but twice as annoying.
Jury: She'd look "cute" with my dick in her mouth. She looks ridiculous in hats. And is it really a great unsolved mystery of the universe that paps follow Britney when she drives?
Was that really Michelle Rodriguiz or just some random border-jumper-turned-cop? Because if that's really Michelle, that's the beginning to my fantasy porn. Except that's me in the car doing 80 in a 30.
VOP, no, that is not a mystery. My point is, if Britney was speeding, then so were the paps. Who were following her. But look who got stopped.
Must've been the hat.
mouth breather
"Hagfags". Nail on the fucking head. The only people who actually still LIKE her are those really corny, superfaggy LA homos who think hanging out with her makes them better than you. They're the same dicks from high school who thought people were shit if they hadn't seen 'Rent' a dozen times.