PARIS AND ADRIAN GIVE ME ANEURYSM

The kind of people that still like Entourage are the same kind of people that still think Paris Hilton is hot, so it's fitting that Paris is dating the Entourage guy.  According to a British rag.  I don't know why it's in the "Bizarre" section; it should be in the "Fucking Typical" section.

I’M convinced PARIS HILTON is the luckiest girl alive – she is dating gorgeous actor ADRIAN GRENIER. Everything the heiress touches seems to turn to gold so it’s no wonder she looked dazzling in this sequinned frock.

I don't know whether to trust this source because the writer is obviously batshit.  The moronic dis-inherited DUI recidivist retard is re-imagined as King Midas, while Furry McScrawny here has become Brad Pitt?   But if it is true, like I said, fitting.  Entourage is a show about a group of unendearing, inexplicably famous dipshits who spend all their time trying to act like the version of cool they read about in Maxim.  And well, then there's Paris.  It's like everything that's wrong with society, all in one place – all that's soulless and evil in the world!  Sure they've got flair, but the Nazis had flair; THEY MADE THE JEWS WEAR IT! AAARGGHH!

Sorry about that.  Anyway, I was going to say something about possibly being too hard on Adrian Grenier, and confusing the real guy with who he plays on TV, but he's dating Paris Hilton, so screw him.  I wouldn't be surprised if this was all dreamed up by a marketing exec somewhere.