The kind of people that still like Entourage are the same kind of people that still think Paris Hilton is hot, so it's fitting that Paris is dating the Entourage guy. According to a British rag. I don't know why it's in the "Bizarre" section; it should be in the "Fucking Typical" section.
I’M convinced PARIS HILTON is the luckiest girl alive – she is dating gorgeous actor ADRIAN GRENIER. Everything the heiress touches seems to turn to gold so it’s no wonder she looked dazzling in this sequinned frock.
I don't know whether to trust this source because the writer is obviously batshit. The moronic dis-inherited DUI recidivist retard is re-imagined as King Midas, while Furry McScrawny here has become Brad Pitt? But if it is true, like I said, fitting. Entourage is a show about a group of unendearing, inexplicably famous dipshits who spend all their time trying to act like the version of cool they read about in Maxim. And well, then there's Paris. It's like everything that's wrong with society, all in one place - all that's soulless and evil in the world! Sure they've got flair, but the Nazis had flair; THEY MADE THE JEWS WEAR IT! AAARGGHH! Sorry about that. Anyway, I was going to say something about possibly being too hard on Adrian Grenier, and confusing the real guy with who he plays on TV, but he's dating Paris Hilton, so screw him. I wouldn't be surprised if this was all dreamed up by a marketing exec somewhere.
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Oh joy! My sad life is now complete.
Maybe she's his sugar mama… why else would any "date" her. It's common knowledge that she puts out on the first date, in about the first ten minutes.
Moe - "sugar mama". That's probably why guys are still dating her - till they find out that she wants THEM to pay for everything.
…that's why they don't last long with her.
Moe - who's your avatar? I was thinking Milla Jovovovovovich but I'm not sure.
Grenadier is not that stupid, is he? Besides, I thougt he had some model chick he was banging. Why trade that in for this?
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What do you call the protruding flesh around a diseased vagina?
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Paris Hilton.
So looks like Paris is a fag hag as well as being just a regular hag.
That's actually a misconceptipn. Paris doesn't put out on the first date, she puts out right before you ask her out on the first date. Basically she'll have your dick in her mouth and somewhere right before you cum you might bring up the possibility that you're free right around eightish. "So you wanna catch a movie or something?" And she'll be like "Mmmmphm!" Which means 'sure' in the secret language of Dick-in-Mouthese.
"I’M convinced PARIS HILTON is the luckiest girl alive – she is dating gorgeous actor ADRIAN GRENIER. Everything the heiress touches seems to turn to gold so it’s no wonder she looked dazzling in this sequinned frock." Fuck me. The person who wrote that must have been screaming with laughter. They were taking the piss right?
Maxim is getting a few mentions today. Arena is where it's at even though half the pages are adverts. Check out the Amy Winehouse shoplifting (pics 6 and 7) and there's a copy on the shelf behind her.
Yeah, the writer, one Victoria Newton (check her on Wikipedia) never gets any of her stories right and usually resorts to coming up with made up shit.
So cool that the US sees how bad a journalist she is too.
Oh yeah,and Paris Hilton's a trashy slut, but we all knew that.
Art imitating life…if by "art" you mean Bratz cartoons.
Paris: "When are you doing that 'Aquaman' movie?"
Adrian: "Uh…that's just my character's…I mean, soon…very soon!"
Paris: "I can't wait to see it…tee-hee!"
Unless Paris is dating a rabid grizzly bear that hasn't been fed in a week, I really don't give a shit who she's dating. Thanks, that it is all.
Maxim is to men's magazines what MAD is to humor - dull, dilluted, a few years behind the times and cringingly off-base. Plus the publisher is an ugly megalomaniac cokehead whose sense of taste makes Fat Years Elvis and Liberace look like Greta Garbo and F. Scott Fitzgerald had a baby. Twat.
And while I think there might be some validity to the "sugar mama" theory, I think it's more likely that she attracts Class B through E attention whores who want to use her as a brief human trampoline into media consciousness.
She has paralysis of the liver. If you havent heard.
Someone run that dumb bitch over multiple times.
Paris: "When are you doing that 'Aquaman' movie?"
Adrian: "Uh…that's just my character's…I mean, soon…very soon!"
Paris: "I can't wait to see it…tee-hee!"
That would've been a good angle for this post. Bastard.
I hope he's had all of his shots.
SO LONG DOUCHEBAG
Entourage owns
I agree with Humungus - she's a fag hag.
You're automatically gay if you have the name "Adrian". It's true, look it up. I think it's a legal requirement or something.
And look at the photo - he just SCREEEEAAAAAMMMMSSSS bitchy cosmopolitan-drinking queen. A feather boa on him would just butch him up.
Good old Victoria Newton - so rubbish that a blog is dedicated to her mistakes - http://vickywatch.blogspot.com/