08.13.2007 PARIS HILTON HAS TOO MUCH DIGNITY

Paris Hiltons chest once again looked twice the size it used to over the weekend, and despite the entire planet having seen her breasts repeatedly over the years whether you wanted to or not, she swears she's never gotten implants. The Sydney Harold says:

Hilton once considered breast augmentation surgery before being talked out of it by her father, Rick.
At the time she said: "I don't need it and I would never get it. It's gross - and it always ends up looking really fake. But if a girl is miserable and that's the only way to make her happy, then that's fine.  Years ago I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image. So I decided not to do it."

That's a really good point.  Plastic surgery is shallow and superficial and would sully Paris Hiltons good name.  She's so classy and dignified, a lot of the experts are saying she might really be a princess from olden days, who came to us from her castle on a cloud as part of an evil witches plan to steal her beauty.  Swear to God man.  It was on the news.




(93) Comments

  1. johnny cat 08/13/2007 17:30

    first

  2. johnny cat 08/13/2007 17:30

    OMG, I AM FIRST

  3. johnny cat 08/13/2007 17:30

    take that bitches

     

  4. johnny cat 08/13/2007 17:31

    My first time that i am first.

  5. johnny cat 08/13/2007 17:32

    Great, she has bigger tits, that way she can hold more jizz on them.

  6. johnny cat 08/13/2007 17:33

    If you ever looked up the word slut, you would see a picture of Paris Hilton beside it.

  7. Ruiner 08/13/2007 17:33

    She needs to get another DUI, or snort a mountain of coke off her dads chest again.  Jail usually makes people more exciting, but….she's just so fucking boring now…..

  8. johnny cat 08/13/2007 17:34

    post whore err i mean she is a whore

  9. Cindy 08/13/2007 17:35

    I just got the clap reading this article.

  10. Morgan02 08/13/2007 17:37

    She is the best. Bar none.

  11. Spider Pig 08/13/2007 17:37

    ahem…..i said hello!!!

  12. johnny cat 08/13/2007 17:37

    Cindy- we all have the clap cause we read this article

  13. Spider Pig 08/13/2007 17:40

    Where is everybody?

  14. Spider Pig 08/13/2007 17:41

    50 posts from johnny cat…and there all lame????

  15. The Sexiest Man Alive 08/13/2007 17:43

    "cheapen my image"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Fuck you Paris. 

  16. djtechsys 08/13/2007 17:45

    Princess Paris?

    Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

     

    johnny cat - don't stoop to the ghey 'first' level… you're better than that. a "FIST" or a blank would have been better.

  17. Alan 08/13/2007 17:45

    Go away, both Paris and Johnny Cat, and show us more pictures of Elisha Cuthbert.

  18. IvanWhore 08/13/2007 17:46

    Notice how she's standing.  A good push-up bra and her pushing the shoulders slightly forward will make a pre-teen skeleton look chesty.  Not that I'm complaining.  Disease be damned, I'll plow that like farmer Ted's fields.  I'll leave lots of fertilizer on/in it, too.

  19. Absynth 08/13/2007 17:49

    "OMG i'm first!" seriously, Mr. Johnny Cat that's lame.

    anyway, Paris's chest looks ok to me.

  20. fonehtiks 08/13/2007 17:49

    as much as i dont like paris…she has nice legs. her mouth and cheeks resemble a vagina though (pic 3).

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