If Jenna Jameson somehow finds a way to look any more like a duck, I'm gonna start throwing bread crumbs at her. But, I guess when you think about, isn't that what life is all about? It was according to my grandmother. "Life is all about looking like a duck", she used to say. Later on, we had her put down. That bitch was nuts.
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……bowling mostly……the occasional acid flashback……
Well, fuck a duck.
She's probably still useful for anal, though, if you don't mind the whole D.A. thing.
Dippity doo dog haired wretch from the sticks with a mangled vagine. Yes, vagine.
Yea, she looks like shit, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't throw my towel into her ring.
Towel? You mean anti-bacterial wipe, right?
its official…i wouldn't fuck her anymore (which is quite a statement because i often think about fucking attractive tree knots)…that and pumpkins
VOP-Judging by her lips, getting blown by her would be like anal with a chick with a bad case of hemorrhoids.
I bang that duck. Those are some sweet DSLs.
i'm with you…i'll pretty much fuck anything…but then again…i am a total dirt-dick.
and for the record…billy squier rocks. nickelback chugs cock…carry on.
POWER TO THE DIRT-DICKS!
and yes…i am indeed…still drunk.
Jenna stole Angelina Jolie's lips!
Somehow, the effect is not the same…
I saw better looking skeletons at a Bodies exhibit yesterday. This used-up cunt can't possibly have more than 6 teeth left.
She mangled her face in a bad way, but it could be partially salvaged with a better haircut and better application of the self tanner. Don't get me wrong, I love having plastic surgery, but it's supposed to make you look BETTER.
If she died her hair black she'd look exactly like Lara Flynn Boyle. That must be the punishment for too much plastic surgery.
She scares me. Is this Skeletor's wife?
wha happened?
I didn't know you could do a vaginoplasty on your face. No wonder she says it's fucked up.
i bet she has a few of those white plugs like the beat up dog had to help her drain the puss……from her snatch