That's right folks, the weekend shift is back. I'm Lance Martini from FilmDrunk, and I'll be handling the scorn and ridicule for the next couple days. I may not be as clever, but I try harder, for the same reason fat girls give better head - we're hungry.
Anyway, if I'm not as funny as you'd like me to be, I recommend getting more stoneder. -LM
fuck this
I don’t care the fun….I just care the boobs !! ;)
anyway i’m glad to see you here……..
Gives us something to be first at over the weekend.
Hey man, you're awesome
Here's some proper news…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6963688.stm
It's good you're here.
It wasn't long ago some of the posters were suggesting they be allowed to post stories. Good to see that was ignored. LOL.
Mark it a zero, Dude
Mark it a zero, Dude
Ouch. Well played, sir, well played.
So far… all your stories are crap.
Seriously…
I love it dude, keep it up.
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said… you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh…
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say…
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch…
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
I'm so stonedered right now…..Time for another bong hit.
PLEASE STOP UPDATING THIS SITE!! It's seriously terrible
Your mom's terrible… on a bike without a seat.
Dude, like everyone else is saying, YOU FUCKING SUCK, GET OFF THE FUCKING SITE BEFORE I FIND YOU AND KILL YOU.
"stoneder", Lance?
Hmm, methinks you took too heavy a hit on the last go-around.
So Lance, are you going to be doing this every weekend from now on? I'm all for it. Especially since it pisses brian16 off so much.
I second that.
stoneder is a big word in my verbal dictionary
So Lance, are you going to be doing this every weekend from now on? I'm all for it. Especially since it pisses brian16 off so much.
Thanks for the kind words. Sadly, I don't think I could handle this working 18 days straight shit anymore. I got into this blogging stuff specifically because I'm averse to work. Well, that, and because I got fired from everywhere else. True story.
But there've been some rumblings about finding a full-time weekend editor for this site, so you may get your wish soon enough. I'm sure whomever they hire will do well - I'm an easy act to follow.
(because my ass is nice to look at)
I didn't want to call attention to it, but as long as you've already pointed it out… it is a spectacular tushy.
Not that I'm into guys or anything, but how could you not notice it?