The Sun UK says that Melanie Browns new husband Stephan Belafonte is wanted by the police in New Jersey because he killed a duck with a brick. The Sun also reveals that his name used to be Stephen Stansbury and he changed it, "to hide his murky past" (editors note - cue ominous "DUN, DUN DUN!" music). The Sun says:
Belafonte admitted killing the mallard with a brick outside his house in Point Pleasant, but fled to Los Angeles without paying a £300 court fine.
News of the cruelty comes just days after the Spice Girl’s hubby was exposed as a wife-beater and an alleged love cheat.
An Ocean County court spokeswoman said: “A warrant has been issued over unpaid fines and costs relating to an animal control offence. He will be arrested if he returns to the area.”
I'm not sure if I should be outraged or impressed. Because bricks are heavy, and mallards are fast. That shit couldn't have been easy. Just the other day, I was throwing some bricks at some little kids and I barely hit half of them. Not to worry though, they were only Iraqi kids.
Beat that bitch with a bat.
What a jerkoff POS this dude is…
OK, not to get all "clinical psychologist" here, but when fucking seven year olds hurt animals, they get put on fucking medication. This guy needs to get bricks thrown at him by
Randy JohnsonRoger ClemensNolan RyanSuperman.he is also very ugly. But I do give him kudos for killing a duck. And beating on that ho.
*did I say that out loud, or just think it?*
what is it with blacks in animal abuse? i think he's black but i'm not sure, he could be like Vin Diesel…..what the hell is he other than a washed up actor?
so far i am very impressed with this gentleman, beating up drunk whores and small mammals…..next he will take on a whole daycare
Why would someone throw a brick at a duck? This guy is a piece of shit.
You have had to be something in order to be washed up, tango
First degree murder with a deadly weapon on a duck is way more excusable that getting hitched to one of the Spice Girls.
Belafonte admitted killing the mallard with a brick outside his house in Point Pleasant, but fled to Los Angeles without paying a £300 court fine.
So, New Jersey still uses British Pounds as currency. God, they are so LAME.
Wait, what the fuck is a mallard?
someone needs to throw a brick at this cunts head. i mean what is a fucking duck going to do to anyone?
This guy looks like a self-entitled assclown. If I saw him I would grab hold of that disco-Stu chain and garrote him with it. Then as his body lay there convulsing in death-throes, I'd drop two crap-cakes on each of his eye sockets.
RIP Merv. You were an afternoon staple of my 70s childhood.
I dunno, RV. I have met some pretty mean ducks/geese in my day. They chase you around for no fucking reason and all you feel like doing is side kicking their tiny heads off their long necks.
Indeed Shea Nasty, plus he got hitched to the UGLIEST Spice Girl.
What a fucking douchebag.
yea geese can be pretty nasty db but not unless youre fucking with them to begin with usually. im not an animal rights wacko or anything but damn man some people are just fucking rotten
Are there tits involved in anyway with this story???
he probably smashed the mallard's head in with the brick after he curb stomped it then drank the blood out the neck then beat melanie with the body. that seems a lot more probable than one shotting the mallard by throwing the brick.