08.31.2007 THAT CHICK AND THAT DUDE ARE IN HAWAII

I didn't think people this young were even allowed to fly by themselves, but apparently they are, because Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, the stars of "High School Musical" 1 and 2, are in Hawaii this week.  Vanessa was born in 1988, but try telling that to my penis, who is freaking out because she looks like she's 12.  These might as well be pictures of a baby panda and a baby tiger holding hands on the beach.


(96) Comments

  1. Tennessee Tuxedo 08/31/2007 17:14

    gotta be T&A

  2. Diremutt 08/31/2007 17:17

    And these people are…

  3. Diremutt 08/31/2007 17:21

    Dood, B, swap the banner pic with #5.

    Or are you attempting to an appeal to your non lesbian regulars.

  4. Jesus H. Christ 08/31/2007 17:21

    He has stolen Paris' sunglasses!!! 

  5. WalkoffHR 08/31/2007 17:29

    she's not 12? :-(……i gotta go "take care of business"

  6. I_lack_wit 08/31/2007 17:30

    So…..if there is grass on the field, play ball?

  7. Moe 08/31/2007 17:35

    Dude has money to fly to Hawaii, and he's using a disposable camera??

     

  8. The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah 08/31/2007 17:38

    I wonder just how many horny Japaneses businessmen there on vacation offered her tons of money for her panties?

  9. JohnnyPersonMan 08/31/2007 17:38

    "Vanessa was born in 1988, but try telling that to my penis, who is freaking out because she looks like she's 12."

    I'm not sure I get this… why does your penis freak out when you see girls that look like they're 12?

  10. The Furious One 08/31/2007 17:40

    shes like jessica alba's little sister, they kinda look like they could be related lol

  11. Absynth 08/31/2007 17:41

    in the eternal words of pervs worldwide….

     I'D HIT THAT!

  12. bryce 08/31/2007 17:41

    Hearing that the hot girls were born in '88 is making me depressed…

    How old are you?

    16.

    18?! Giggidy!

  13. Mr. Goatse 08/31/2007 17:42

  14. Mr. Goatse 08/31/2007 17:44

    Nice part about her looking 12 is is you slick her hair back in the shower…….

  15. Girl6 08/31/2007 17:44

    His penis is freaking out because it's responding happily to a girl who looks twelve.  To some, Johnny, it's kinda icky to want to do a 12 year old.  Then again, some get turned on by an 18 month old's DSL, so to each his own I say.

  16. Double E's 08/31/2007 17:47

    this really trips me out…they both have these hot bodies….but freakishly fruity, junior high heads…my brain doesn't know how to process it…weird.

  17. bryce 08/31/2007 17:48

    I'm pretty sure she'll stop all that happy smiley stuff once I've raped the shit out out of her asshole.

    … did I say that out loud?

  18. djtechsys 08/31/2007 17:54

    was anyone else disgusted by his pic on the cover of rolling stone a couple of weeks ago?

     

    my wife was bothered with the fact that in all of the pics, he was fondling/touching/groping/milking his nips

  19. Mr. Goatse 08/31/2007 17:55

    Give her candy first

  20. rv 08/31/2007 17:58

    its like this goofy redneck i used to know said; if shes old enough to sit at the table shes old enough to be eaten.

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