On December 11th of last year, Nicole Richie was arrested after driving the wrong way down the Burbank Freeway. When sheriffs deputies found her, she was parked on the freeway, talking on her cell phone. When questioned, she admitted she was high on vicodin and had been smoking marijuana. This was not her first DUI. In 2002, she was arrested for driving 50 miler per hour in a 15 mph zone near UCLA. She had a .13 blood alcohol level, almost twice the legal limit. Six months later, she was convicted for possession of heroin and driving on a suspended license. And yet, when she went to court for her December arrest, she was sentenced to just four days in jail. Her license was also not suspended for one year, despite the fact that a one year suspension is mandatory for a second DUI. But apparently the LA County Sheriffs Department thought 4 days was too harsh, so when Nicole turned herself in late Thursday afternoon, she was released just 82 minutes later. She was in a cell, a private cell, for 35 minutes. People.com says:
Richie entered the jail in Lynwood, Calif., at 3:15 p.m. for booking, listed at 5'1" and 105 lbs. She was processed into the system and released at 4:37 p.m.
It's kind of inspiring to see the LA county sheriffs department and district attorney say "fuck you" so blatantly. They have to know everyone is watching these cases to see if they're going to give celebrities preferential treatment, and yet they do it anyway. They don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, they're determined to not enforce the laws they are entrusted to enforce. I'm surprised they even made Nicole come down to the jail cell. They should get a portable cell that comes to the celebrities from now on. Maybe one of those inflatable things you jump around in. That's sort of shaped like a cell. Ooo, be sure to get one with a slide. And maybe one of those funnel cake carts too. And a wack -a-mole. People love wack-a-mole. But it's still jail, so therefore you're sentenced to feel only "glee". No "delight", or you're in big trouble.
shabam!
What' up with this shit and the late night posting? Fuck.
Can we picket and riot because of shit like this? I'm really enraged.
I want to do exactly what she did in exactly the same place just so when I'm in court about to get a several year sentence in San Quentin I can argue that The Chup and Paris Hilton and Lindsay get treatment like that…. What I don't get is how this is actually happening.. Can't we do something about this? It's gotten unbelievable…
In related news, the L.A. county sheriff's department is now accepting Get Out of Jail Free cards from Monopoly. Actually you don't need the card, you can just write it on a piece of paper. And actually you don't even need to write it, you just have to be a rich whore.
AP says she spent the 82 minutes being booked, including getting her mugshot abd fingerprints taken, and never actually reached her cell.
Maybe her, Paris, and Lindsay are like a cabal of evil geniuses planning world domination, and they have the dirt on everyone, or they have their people placed in strategic positions and that's why these crazy (or are they?) bitches can do whatever the fuck they want without anyone in the entire Californian legal system doing jack shit about it. And their overlord, their puppetmaster? Britney. She's fooled us all!
Riot, please.
when my little baby daughter looks up at me with her big beautiful eyes and asks me if god is real what the fuck am I supposed to say to her now? I might as well go drop her off at that address i got off the county sexual predators website. Its better that she learn at an early age that not everyone is treated equally in life. I love you my little Lillybell, don't cry baby, thats what he wants…..
*BEEP* Werewolves favorite food is chupacabra!
This is just insane, they really are setting themselves up for some serious Supreme Court type precedent setting cases where normal people, who really deserve serious jailtime (like these bitches), will get off by using the Hilton/Lohan/Richie plea.
This sucks yellow weretard turds.
I registered just so I could say this is your best post ever.
Inflatable jail cell…Sheriff Baca will be calling you for size recommendations in the morning. Most excellent!
Paris Hilton must feel like such a douche. She spent almost a month in jail, and Nicole and Lindsay get like an hour and a half.
So does America only punish (& fry) innocent people now?
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
By these standards, my "life sentence" for mass murder should work out to about three months of work-release "hard time" (spending every night in jail after a hard day's work as a male gigolo).
Not that I have ever committed mass murder, you understand, but it's nice to know what punishment I would face if the need ever arose to do so.
This site is becoming more and more like The Smoking Gun.
Is Sheriff Chewbacca a Weretard?
fuckit they may as well go the whole hog and construct a celebrity jail-one you can obviously drive through in under an hour, pausing only for a mcdonalds and quickie divorce (should the need arise). Wot a bunch of tarts.
Hate to break it to you guys, but this is just the way the system works. Everybody gets treated this way, unless your name is Paris Hilton and you have a publicity mad prosecutor and judge looking to make a name for themselves. A 1 Day sentence to LA Jail usually means no jail at all, and at worst a few hours. So unless you are some kind of jealous, fascist punk, who thinks celebs should get treated more harshly than the rest of us, you need to chill out.
Goddamn. We got in more trouble for being at the park 5 minutes after closing than this bitch did for …. being a fucking werewolf.
Chupaverga, for sure.
I'm so proud to be a future worker for the LA DA's office.
Goddammit. I was really hoping some huge monster-dyke was going to eat her while she was incarcerated.
Oh well. There's always next Christmas …