08.23.2007 TOM BRADY HAD A SON

CBB exclusively broke the news last night that Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a baby boy yesterday in Santa Monica.  The father, of course, is hunky New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.  CBB said:

Bridget had been almost two weeks overdue — Tom left training camp in Boston on Wednesday for Los Angeles, but no word on if he (and his flowers) made it in time for the birth

Damn this is better than genetic engineering.  A super hot piece of ass actress and a three time Super Bowl winning quarterback.  This kid is already an American hero.  You might as well have gotten John Wayne to have a kid with the Statue of Liberty.

(71) Comments

  1. corey03 08/23/2007 11:24

    I'd do them.

     

    http://www.thisblogisabomb.com 

  2. Kil-thor 08/23/2007 11:25

    His dome still bothers me.  Poor girl's snatch is ruined if the baby got his head…

  3. fonehtiks 08/23/2007 11:25

    fist! blog advertisers dont count :)

  4. fonehtiks 08/23/2007 11:25

    fuck

  5. cheese 08/23/2007 11:25

    He kinda looks like a monkey. 

  6. kratzuli 08/23/2007 11:25

    asshole!

  7. Moe 08/23/2007 11:28

    Wasn't this the same broad that was pissing in the ocean with Bruce Willis? 

  8. Jim 08/23/2007 11:29

    This kid's already gotten laid 4 times.

  9. Moe 08/23/2007 11:29

    Also, I can't stand butt chins

  10. misspirateyarr 08/23/2007 11:30

    boooooring. post something good plz.

  11. Jesus H. Christ 08/23/2007 11:30

    Swear to god I would nail Bridget Moynahan like the LA Sheriff nailed Lilo for coke.  Ah fuck, bad analogy.   I'd fuck her.

  12. cheese 08/23/2007 11:30

    Bonus for her, maybe now she'll get tits.

  13. Doctress Leisa 08/23/2007 11:31

    Hunky? You've got to be kidding–this guy looks like he is short at least one chromosome.

  14. Sanguis 08/23/2007 11:31

    I don't see what the fuss is about Tom Brady.  I don't find him attractive at all.  He hosted SNL once, and it was painful.  

  15. Sanguis 08/23/2007 11:32

    Tom Brady likes to make werewolf movies.

  16. mr smythe 08/23/2007 11:32

    fifteeenth!

     

    too bad the pats are gonna blow this year

  17. bonniekay 08/23/2007 11:33

    To clarify, Tom Brady is NOT "hunky", he is rather incredible HULKish/ Yikes!!!

  18. mr smythe 08/23/2007 11:34

    yeah this kid has already got it made…and what the hell did i get? a old man who didnt have the balls to stick around or atleast pull out, and a underachieving mom with control issues and much needed anger management. (pulls up pants) god i hate my life

  19. bonniekay 08/23/2007 11:35

    His forhead kinda reminds me of that piss-ant Stephon Belafonte. Gives them a pervo look, as in icky pervo.

  20. Juan 08/23/2007 11:40

    Tom, get your check-writing hand ready.  You got 18 years of child-support payments in your future.  As you write the checks, ask yourself "Was doing Bridget Moynahan worth it?" and "Why the hell didn't I wear a condom?" and "Do you think this haircut makes my head look big?"

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