VING RHAMES DOG KILLED A GUY

The LAPD says that Ving Rhames' dogs may have mauled and killed a man who worked for him. KABC in Los Angeles says that the man had bite marks all over his body but it is not clear if the dogs killed the man or if he died naturally. TMZ says:

…the victim worked as a caretaker for Rhames, watching over the dogs and his home. The four dogs, Mastiffs and an English Bulldog, have been taken into custody by Animal Control. When they received the call this morning at 7:15, they say they found a 40-year old black male on the front lawn, deceased.

Holy crap! Pretty much the only way this dudes day could get any worse is if he was wearing panties or something.

TAIL-WAGGINGLY GOOD UPDATE – Luckily, I'm still fine, but police say the victim might have had a heart attack since none of the wounds appear to have been life threatening. TMZ says: They speculate that he was possibly running for his life after a confrontation with the dogs. Cops say the dogs are very friendly, and as we reported, police are not aware of any previous problems. They do not anticipate charging Rhames with a crime, as this appears to have been a "pure accident."