Though nothing is said to be final just yet, OK! magazine is reporting today that Angelina Jolie will be let go as the face of St. Johns. Angelina has been their primary model for about two years. OK! says:
“Putting celebrities in campaigns is the biggest trend right now, everyone is doing it, but it didn’t work for St. John with Angelina," a fashion industry insider explains to OK!. "The people that wear St. John just didn’t relate to her.”
St. John’s collections are largely comprised of conservative suit outfits and are wardrobe staples of women such as Condoleeza Rice and Hillary Clinton.
Wait, what? How the hell could they fire Angelina? Granted those ads were kinda dopey but it wasn't Angelina's fault. She makes that crap look as good as it's ever ever ever gonna look, she's a fantastic spokesperson. Angelina Jolie could endorse a robot that sneaks up on you and punches you in the balls and I'd buy two, at least.
FIRST!!!
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fuck you eddie
damn Angelina looks mighty fine there, and whats with the dogs?
hahhaha eat that fatty!
AJ, model for Victoria's Secret…the people who
drool over the barely-clad modelswear VS willcrawl across broken galss into a sea of rubbing alcoholcertainly approve of yourdelicious bodytaste in lingerie…The St. Johns Customers would try on outfits and cry that it didn't look as good on them as on Jolie.
True enough. The fact is anything looks better on Jolie - especially me.
…glass even…durn fingers again…and that pic of AJ helped not at all with my
minimaltyping skillspeople couldn't relate to her? what the fuck? just because you pick someone to rep you thats a mega movie star sex symbol married to the same making a zillion dollars a year, and in their spare time, they collect stray kids in Africa. how could anyone not relate?
Is this a Milkbone ad?
You know, angelina wasnt always hot, anyone remember that movie Hackers?
big boned asshole, big boned
The women who buy St. John's were quickly finding that the dogs were more relatable than Angelina. My guess is that Britney was no exception to this. Blame the swine!
Hackers - AJ playing with computers and dressed in leather…. funky hair, but still hot..
two-tons-tango you fat lard, go eat your dinner
In the words of Joan Rivers…. "It's the Lips"
hmm i wasnt feeling her back in the day, but those were my adolescent times where i was only into blonde bimbos like Jenny McCarthy and Pam Anderson.
Who cares about the
hagsdelightful power elite and those with whom they can associate…I want more AJ pics I can use to restock my cache of worthwhile mental images…Failing that, more new awwkitten avatars are always welcome, too…Angelina = Acid Burn from Hackers
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