BEING AN ACTRESS IS HARD

Keira Knightley spent last week with friends on the beach in Ibiza, occasionally in a bikini and sometimes feeling her friends ass.  She pretty much just laid around and gazed at million dollar yachts and had refreshing drinks brought to her in an unthinkably beautiful paradise.  In a related story, Britney wondered if she could raft around on a river of chocolate, or would it be strictly for drinking.